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Would You Rather: Rossum or Tranny?

September 19, 2008 10:32:00 Posted at September 19, 2008 10:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Scary Spice Mel B is releasing a fitness video. Mel says:"For anyone with jubbily bits, I'm going to tighten you up, make you laugh and enjoy your workout no matter what level of fitness you are” In other words, instead of being flabby, you can be hermy. Turn your jubbily into tranny! So here's the question - and a good time to play Would You Rather: Would You Rather: Be friends with the Rossum. Full Story

That Girl Again

May 12, 2008 07:10:05 Posted at May 12, 2008 07:10:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The tranny may have receded but she’s not gone. The tranny still exists in Jessica’s footwear. Look at those abominations. Everything ugly on her is made so much worse. And her style sense is still for ass. Also doesn’t help that she will always be That Girl. Let’s face it, Jessica Simpson will, more often than not, be the prettiest girl in the room, non-Hollywood. Full Story

When She’s With Ken

April 14, 2008 10:55:00 Posted at April 14, 2008 10:55:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What is it about Ken Paves that he brings out Jessica’s tranny time and again? It’s not as bad as it’s been in the past but the signs are all there – the linebacker shoulders, those hermy-lookin’ legs, and also an air of tacky even with a trillion dollar bag and matching shoes. Full Story

Tranny Needs to Shave

April 9, 2008 11:08:00 Posted at April 9, 2008 11:08:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s all in the name of art but the timing is piss poor, pardon the pun. Jessica Simpson pictured here on the cover of Esquire shaving her face, recreating as similar cover of actress Virna Lisi from 1965. Problem is, recently in particular, the image of a woman shaving isn’t exactly associated with sexy. Full Story

Jess + Ken = Tranny

April 8, 2008 16:12:00 Posted at April 8, 2008 16:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thank you Ken Paves! It’s been a long time since Jessica Simpson’s tranny was let loose – how lovely of Ken to amuse us by bringing it out. Can you think of one client who actually looks good after leaving his chair??? How does he stay in business??? Here are Jessica and Ken at a photo shoot for their cheap ass weave, manufactured of course for the same folks to who rock long fake nails and still wear their nude liner 2 shades darker than the lipstick. Full Story

Sold at Dillards!

March 10, 2008 11:30:00 Posted at March 10, 2008 11:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know how I feel about Dillard’s. Click here for a refresher. Dillard’s. Dillard’s. Nothing says class like selling at Dillard’s. And Jessica Simpson is selling at Dillard’s! Check her out this weekend at an in-store signing. Full Story

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