If it has to be taffeta with asymmetrical hem, then let Vivienne Westwood have at ‘er. And put it on Christina Ricci who always comes to play at the MET Gala. Finally, someone who showed up. Pick something Reese Witherspoon would never be offered. Make sure the construction matches the imagination. Full Story

Look at her. Look at her trying her best to fill in for Victoria Beckham who did not attend the Met Gala this year. In her place then, the substitute Christina Ricci, posing as hard as we’ve ever seen her pose. Put it this way - Lea Michele was there last night and seemed almost casual by comparison. Full Story

My dad reads the open of my site every day. And usually he’ll see the top few articles. What does my dad have to do with Robert Pattinson? The red symbol on Pattinson’s jacket - in Cantonese it’s pronounced “FOK”, in Mandarin “FU”, and that’s dad’s name. Means Good Luck. That’s why you see the character so much on Chinese calendars. Full Story

This gold dress is the kind of thing that fits my mental description of the type of dress that should be called a ‘wrapper’. You know?  “I threw on a wrapper and smoked a cigarillo.” Apparently the woman wearing my wrapper is a flapper .Anyway, it’s a whole lot of gold, and while Ricci got love from me re: anything she does is cute, she can’t carry off this amount of dress the way a taller woman with a fuller figure could. Full Story

Have a feeling we’ll be fighting about this one. Christina Ricci is in Zac Posen. It’s exquisite. I mean, from a design perspective, it’s all you want at the Met Gala. Drama, imagination, quality, craftsmanship... But I feel like it might be the right dress on the wrong person. I don’t know that she’s really rising with it. Full Story

Christina Ricci and a new hair cut. In theory, the idea of it, am all over it. In practice, on the person, maybe not. Her hairline starts too far back for a style like this, non? Gives her head an odd shape. Also, I don’t like how it curls under on the sides. Reminds me of a bowl cut. I was so proud of my bowl cut. Full Story

She works hard on this body. And the results are obvious. And she deserves it. Because Christina Ricci used to be sickly skinny. Like near death skinny. And then it seems she got over it and accepted the body she was born with. Which is tight and toned and shapely, muscular legs, a tiny waist, full breasts, and a great f-cking ass. Full Story

At the Montblanc Signature for Good Charity Gala – several actresses posed for portraits dressed as iconic literary characters in support of UNICEF. The unveiling was last night. Something like that. So along came the ladies. Here’s Susan Sarandon covering up as has been the case lately, which is unusual because she’s never been shy about her breasts and at the risk of sounding creepy, they are missed. Full Story

Does he love me, I wanna knowHow can I tell if he loves me so? Remember the movie? I loved that movie! It wasn’t even a great movie! But my mother is kinda like Cher without the gays. The overshadower, the dominant, the diva star, and me, like Winona Ryder in Mermaids, me I’m a back up singer in the opera that is her life. Full Story

The theme was superheros but many celebrities played it safe. It was Christina Ricci then who took the inspiration and ran with a sense of humour. Beneath the pink was a Wonder Woman suit that sucked in every inch. It was amazing. Her ass was amazing. Totally appropriate, very chic, and very, very sexy. Full Story

The blunt bangs and bob on Katie make a young girl look 50. On Christina Ricci, it’s an interesting face made funkier and keeps the forehead hidden. Check out Christina last night at the Venetian in Vegas. Like Selma Blair, as mentioned yesterday, once upon a time Christina was allergic to food. Full Story

At first quick glance, she could be Anna’s doppelganger, non? But where Anna is perpetually preserved by too much gin and a black heart bitch, Christina looks healthier than she has in years. Body looks great, bangs look great, massive forehead brilliantly concealed, Christina simply glowed last night in NY at the DKNY event. Full Story