Jennifer Lopez Gossip
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The entire video is about ass and I’m talking to you about her hair… But after about 30 seconds, with all that ass in your face, you start to zone out of the ass and focus on other things. It’s the full-length video for Jennifer Lopez’s Booty featuring Iggy Azalea who, frankly, looks like sh-t next to JLO. Full Story
Jennifer Lopez stepped out in a great dress today. JLO legs. JLO everything. But she must never need to sit down. How do you sit? I work on a tv show and we are constantly crotch-testing our shots on camera. And we aren't wearing sh-t that grazes our ass cheeks. I'm going knee-length today and I'm still paranoid about a pussy flash. Full Story
There was a story yesterday in the NY Daily News about Jennifer Lopez. Apparently last week, when she was shooting a new music video with Fat Joe, she was supposed to show up at 9am and ended up arriving 5 hours late. And this is surprising? When did that happen? When were we asked to stop remembering that JLO is all about the white candles and the white leather demands too, just as much as Mimi? She's just better at hiding it. Full Story
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This is probably all in my head but I feel like lately JLO's been making a point of reminding Ariana Grande of, well, the facts. Grande is always golds and silvers, cheaply constructed dance costumes, like discards from Saturday Night Live space station or disco sketches. It's the poor man's version of JLO's stage style. Full Story
A trailer for Jennifer Lopez’s new movie The Boy Next Door was released yesterday. It comes out in January, not exactly a month for quality pictures. But…I’m totally seeing this. And to all my friends out there, I know what you’re thinking and SHUT UP, this is not my life. Full Story
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JLO was doing JLO hair before the formation of Ariana Grande’s dimple, before she started buying fake hair. This is the original, and the best. So don’t call it the Ariana Grande even though that’s the only way she ever f-cking wears it. JLO pulls it out selectively. Memorably. Full Story
JLO released a teaser for Booty featuring Iggy Azalea yesterday. That’s the last thing she says before it goes to black. No. Wait. It’s actually… “Work”. How do they make the water look so thick and creamy. Is it gel? Is gel sexier than water? Who decides these things? Whatever. Full Story
Jennifer Lopez covers the new issue of ELLE. JLO has always been open to talking about her love life. And she told the magazine that she’s aware that she, um, wastes her time. A lot of it.
"Everybody has seen that I make mistakes. Every single album I have ever made is about love. But I am not going to give up. I have to look at what I do wrong. I rush in, I get swept up, I ignore the signs. But so many of us are guilty of these things. Each time it goes wrong it’s hard. I get really hurt but I have to let myself go: ‘What did I do? What can I learn?’ And as hard and as hurtful as things get, I want to believe I will be able to go one step higher. I’ve got to hope that if I keep going I will eventually get it right."
OK. If she’d said that after Ojani Noa or Cris Judd, fine. Read Full Intro
Ben Affleck was papped on his way to a meeting today. These photos gave me a flashback. It’s the way his hair is combed. And the white t-shirt. Do you know what I’m thinking about? I’ll give you a minute and in that time I’ll talk about how he’s so big right now, for Batfleck, in the chest etc, that he’s arms don’t touch his body. Full Story
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JLO. Sick. That body is holding up this dress…without any sheer figure skating panelling. That’s not easy. That’s just not fair, not at all. But in life, there is balance. Not that you paid attention because THAT BODY, but her hair and makeup weren’t great last night. Full Story
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Despite the fact that she’s never been better than she has this summer, after she broke up with Casper Smart, JLO might have gotten back together with the Slum Bear. They were photographed together today in LA. He’s driving. She’s trying to hide. YES, JLO HIDE. Hide because you SHOULD be embarrassed. Full Story
I linked to this yesterday but we have to talk about it some more: JLO’s cover art for Booty. Because once you get past the main feature, IF you can get past the main feature…
There’s something you may have overlooked.
This is maybe the best ponytail I’ve ever seen in my life. The base is the perfect thickness – not too narrow, not too fat. It’s a blowout IN a ponytail. It’s gorgeous. It’s probably a hairpiece, or several, but still… fake or real or whatever, it’s a beauty. It’s perfect. Why can’t all ponytails be this perfect?
Well. There really is only JLO, non?
A SINGLE JLO has been the best JLO we’ve seen in a very, very long time.
Yours in gossip,
This is why celebrities are not “just like us”, no matter how often they try to sell that to you. Because check out Jennifer Lopez on her way to a business meeting yesterday. Do you like her romper? I f-cking LOVE this romper. I love the colour. I love the blousy-ness of it. I love those zippers. Full Story