Wedding Smut Articles
Thank you, Howard Stern. Howard Stern will keep your secret BEFORE the wedding, but afterwards, you’re not going to be able to tell him what to say, or not to say. Even if you’re Jennifer Aniston. Howard talked on his radio show yesterday, giving details about Jen and Justin Theroux’s wedding last Wednesday. Full Story
Well you probably expected this: the new issue of PEOPLE Magazine featuring Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s wedding. It’s a file photo from the Oscars. But the text on the cover says “exclusive photos”. What are the photos? It can’t be a dress. If it were the dress, they wouldn’t put it on the inside and not the outside. Full Story
As you know, the news that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux got married was yesterday’s major headline, conveniently just as the new trailer for Brange’s By The Sea was released. I believe the expression for that is “inextricably linked”. Anyway, we’re now finding out more information about the “secret” wedding. Full Story
Sarah Jessica Parker covers the new issue of Martha Stewart Weddings. I love this photo. Because I love shoes. And I love shoe boxes. I love the look of stacked shoeboxes. And the green against the pink is so pretty. And I’ve always wanted to pose like this in a full skirt dress, seated, leaning forward. Full Story
There was a screening for Southpaw in Cannes on Friday. And some reported that Rachel McAdams was there alongside Jake Gyllenhaal. But on Saturday she was in Muskoka, 2 or so hours outside of Toronto, for her sister Kayleen’s wedding. Pretty sure, given how close she is to her family, that she wouldn’t have risked missing it to rush to France and come back on a tight turnaround. Full Story
A Friday wedding! I love Friday weddings! Probably because we were married on a Friday. Ginger Spice became a wife today. In a very conservative dress. A surprisingly conservative dress. First wedding dresses usually are. Also…um… maybe it has something to do with the gossip around the situation? Christian Horner’s parents reportedly refused to attend. Full Story
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Nicki Minaj was hinting on Twitter on Tuesday that she’d had a really great night. Then she hinted some more that maybe it had something to do with a ring. After that, on Instagram, she posted a text exchange between her and Meek Mill:
I’m not big on romance but OK, that brought out a giggle. Because it feels like Teen Love, doesn’t it? Look at that ring. This ring IS Teen Love!
I love Teen Love. Duana and I went back and forth on text celebrating Teen Love yesterday after she sent me the most beautiful article about Teen Love, or maybe it was an article about fingerbanging which, basically, is Teen Love. There are so many good lines but this is probably my favourite:
“Whenever a teen enters a new space they think: Could I fingerbang someone here?”
Anyway, Nicki Minaj is engaged. Teen Love is thriving.
Yours in gossip,