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His drunken proposition

July 7, 2014 14:17:35 Posted at July 7, 2014 14:17:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maybe this is what the girlfriends are for. He expects them to look great. And to just…look? A few weeks ago at a Hollywood bar, playboy was partying without his bonafide. He had two of his crew with him. He’d been drinking. Or something. He seemed very …accessible and uninhibited. Full Story

Two Book Bitches

June 19, 2014 14:07:08 Posted at June 19, 2014 14:07:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two women at different stages of their career, both were recently promoting books, both behaved like assholes. She was the young blush of her time, muse to an icon, dream girl to a generation. So it wasn’t a surprise when over 200 people showed up to a book signing. Here’s what *should* happen at a book signing: you stay and sign books. Full Story

The Loyal Customer

June 4, 2014 16:19:24 Posted at June 4, 2014 16:19:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For years I’ve been saying that she is such a bitch. Like, terrifying. And humourless, unless you’re famous. But on a red carpet? If she’s sneering at you? There’s venom. Behind that cool, tall beauty, she’s vicious. Now, maybe I understand why. Turns out she likes her cocaine. Full Story

He likes them big & buff

May 7, 2014 13:13:15 Posted at May 7, 2014 13:13:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He took off for the desert recently. To relax. And party. Without his girl. And gets high and hooks up with random men online (he likes them super pretty and super jacked), inviting them to his hotel room for a night of drugs and sex. Two problems here. First, he’s a recovering addict and second, when he goes on these tears, he doesn’t use condoms. Full Story

Single up in the air

April 3, 2014 13:45:59 Posted at April 3, 2014 13:45:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He might not get a lot of attention on this blog but when he does, you always respond. He’s a well- respected actor who is friends with a lot of other actors and while he’s known to be sometimes temperamental with studios and executives, his work is always solid. Though he’s enjoyed a couple of high profile relationships, for the last several years, he’s settled down with a civilian. Full Story

Not pregnant but painkillers?

March 17, 2014 14:47:23 Posted at March 17, 2014 14:47:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He recently had to pause on work obligations citing health reasons. But this superstar didn’t seem all that sick. That’s because the health reasons were related to his wife. She’s been keeping a surprisingly low profile the last few months. Which is unusual because, well, the wife is rather pap-friendly. Full Story

His ups and downs

March 10, 2014 13:22:09 Posted at March 10, 2014 13:22:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s hard to stay up. Every time he’s gone up, he’s always come back down. It was thought that that was only because he was young. And now, with children and a devoted wife, he was supposed to be able to hold it together. So far, sure, but just barely. There were signs before Christmas but during the holidays, he injured his back on a ski trip. Full Story

Old Grudges

February 19, 2014 16:09:32 Posted at February 19, 2014 16:09:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember his big snub? Turns out it had something to do with his perfect wife. You wouldn't think anyone could hold anything against her -- the ideal mother, the supportive spouse -- but this goes back years, when she was a candidate for a set-up. A very powerful man set her up with a single man who needed a girlfriend. Full Story

Not a happy day

November 6, 2013 14:13:36 Posted at November 6, 2013 14:13:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s supposed to a happy day. Especially for a woman. Her wedding day recently was not a happy day. Unfortunately, she made it miserable, for herself and for everyone involved. And you make people miserable on a day that’s about celebration, you can’t really expect them not to talk sh-t about you, right? She was raging all day. Full Story

Two unfaithful wives

October 30, 2013 13:26:00 Posted at October 30, 2013 13:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The First Wife is still trying to figure out if she wants to be one. She and her husband have been through a lot the last few years, on both sides. It was before the trouble though when she had an affair with a colleague -- still above the line, but with a smaller spotlight, both compared to First Wife and his own wife who's just as famous too, and should be just as acclaimed. Full Story

The assistant at the border

October 10, 2013 13:45:00 Posted at October 10, 2013 13:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This blind riddle is about a celebrity and his assistant, and what it might be like to work for a celebrity as an assistant. Some of the benefits? You get to be part of that culture and you’re surrounded by creativity – in this case, I guess – and you get to travel around the world. Full Story

Doing it through the underwear hole

September 30, 2013 12:51:39 Posted at September 30, 2013 12:51:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Inexplicably, he’s been linked to some really hot, pretty famous women, even though he’s not exactly hot and he behaves, at least artistically, like a douchebag. What’s the attraction? Certainly not his sex moves. This won’t solve the mystery either. When it’s time to f-ck, he doesn’t like doing it at home. Full Story

She lost the cover

September 5, 2013 14:03:02 Posted at September 5, 2013 14:03:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s an opportunity that’s been withheld from some of the most famous women in the world. It’s considered a major honour – to make the cover, THAT cover, a cover her predecessors had achieved and one that was being offered to her just as she was moving forward with the next stage in her career. Full Story

Big super secret hookup

July 17, 2013 13:56:23 Posted at July 17, 2013 13:56:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s a reason she recently decided to flaunt her brand new relationship so publicly. Suddenly she’d found true love behind the scenes? And they were telling magazines about it? And getting papped on holiday in Europe? It was because she was sending a message. To the major Hollywood player with whom she’d been having an affair for 6 months. Full Story