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amfAR Cannes 2009 Best Discovery

May 22, 2009 08:32:00 Posted at May 22, 2009 08:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So the other day Lainey wrote that I wouldn’t leave her alone until we posted something about Shu Qi. Here she is at the amfAR event last night confirming that I was totally right to insist. Angelic is the word here I believe. Except for the one shot where she’s got a little bent-face going on. Full Story

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May 5, 2009 08:47:42 Posted at May 5, 2009 08:47:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Battle of the overdressers: In one corner, the usual. Who else? Kate Beckinsale. F-ck! Does she have to? Can she help herself? Kate Beckinsale does not know the meaning of restraint. None. It’s Marchesa. No wonder I hate it. Besides, Penelope Cruz did this already and better. Her opponent: Elizabeth Hurley in Elie Saab. Full Story

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1999 was 10 years ago

April 2, 2009 12:16:55 Posted at April 2, 2009 12:16:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So why is Elizabeth Hurley still famous? Like Austin Powers Liz seems cryogenically frozen from a decade past. Same hair, same clothes, same old all the time. And… What exactly does she do??? I don’t know why I keep asking this question with regard to celebrities. I’m still drunk off my own alcohol fumes. Full Story

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Gwyneth nauseous, Hurley recycled

July 9, 2008 07:23:34 Posted at July 9, 2008 07:23:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Estee Lauder launched a new fragrance yesterday and trotted out four spokesmodels for the occasion. My Gwyneth obliged, showing up in a gorgeous white little cocktail, looking youthful and fresh and lovely…but also a little nauseous, like she was holding back her lunch. She did however make it out to the Waverly after the event so perhaps what I’m interpreting as nausea is really just disgust for having to whore it out as the employee of a cosmetics company. Full Story

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Becoming Blythe

April 9, 2008 08:55:50 Posted at April 9, 2008 08:55:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth attended a breast cancer event last night representing Estee Lauder which is why Liz Hurley and her bulbous nose were there too. As you can see, Gwyneth is becoming her mother, Blythe Danner, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing…except that Blythe is in her 60s. Sigh. My girl is losing her mojo. Full Story

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Postcards from Cannes

May 19, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 19, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just a taste of what it’s like: Dylan and I were at the satellite truck the other day feeding our footage back to Toronto. Some fashion photographer comes by with this girl – of course she’s a model - he’s taking high quality magazine shots of her at the festival at the most random places. Full Story

Cannes Every Year

May 17, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 17, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She comes every year … why? Kept asking myself that all day and then I remembered she had some involvement in a charity event and now I feel badly. But, um, for someone who hasn’t made a movie in a very long time and, well, really hasn’t done much, you can’t help the question…non? Anyway, never was impressed, having now seen her in person, still not impressed. Full Story

Reese & My Gwyneth: colleagues?

April 26, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 26, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Gwyneth models for Estee Lauder. Could Reese Witherspoon be repping Estee Lauder? Preliminary talks have apparently been initiated as Reese’s recent separation and subsequent glam-over have caught the attention of beauty houses eager to capitalise on her popularity. Nothing has been confirmed and it could be a while before any decisions are made but some say if it goes ahead, Reese could be the face of the brand for a decade, given her youth and overwhelming appeal and spotless reputation…which is why the Hurley is feeling a little less confident these days. Full Story

Nanny Hugh

March 30, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 30, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Something about this photo kills me. Hugh Grant, forever bachelor, probably afraid of children, out with his godson Damien the other day. Damien of course belongs to Liz Hurley. Nice to see that the two have managed to maintain such an amicable relationship. As for Hugh and his babysitting skills – I’m thinking his role in About a Boy wasn’t so much of a stretch. Full Story

The Daily Who Cares: Liz Hurley

March 5, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 5, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She got married. A day earlier than expected. Elton John gave her away. She wore Versace. She probably looked as she usually does. The same. Like this. Always. That"s all.  Full Story

All about the Dogs

February 20, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 20, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Irresistible Drew Barrymore at the Much Love Animal Rescue at the weekend. Not sure if that"s Flossy, her pup that famously saved her from fire during the Tom Green days, but he/she"s a cutie, non? Many of you have been writing lately to express love for Drew. I totally agree. I do not agree however at some of your assertions that she should end up with Hugh Grant. Full Story

The Daily Tranny: Liz Hurley

December 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Launching a line of swimwear for children today - don"t you love the message she"s sending? An emaciated model next to babies in bikinis and a tranny in leopard print...coming to a beach near you. But still, at a moment like this, only Daniel Cleaver comes to mind: PS. like your tits in that top. Full Story

Hurley in Black...but still the same

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She"s not wearing white with her tits pouring out and yet, and yet. Elizabeth Hurley still manages to look exactly the same...which isn"t so cute these days, is it? Must be the hair. Is it the hair? Is it the bump at the end of her nose? Wouldn"t trade my China Hawk Nose for this nose, like, ever. Full Story

Liz Hurley: the white Aniston with bigger tits

September 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In the same way that Jennifer Aniston has bored the life and the sass out of the little black dress, Liz Hurley has single-handedly exhausted the world wide supply of white dresses with plunging necklines, except Jen"s hair has no equal. Seriously…why bother changing? Does this recent appearance at a Breast Cancer event look any different from any other appearances? Can you truly distinguish one Liz sighting from another? The hair never moves, it’s the same length, the same style, the same side part over and over and over again. Full Story