Emmy Rossum Gossip

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Ugh. It’s Rossum

March 11, 2009 07:09:00 Posted at March 11, 2009 07:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rossum has a new movie coming out called Dragonball. Live action manga. It premiered yesterday in Japan. Rossum is far from the first star of the film. Not even the second. Maybe the third. But fourth would be most accurate. Heh. The way she’s dressed and posing however, you’d think she was the f-cking Julia Roberts of the Dragon Ball franchise. Full Story

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Would You Rather: Rossum vs Diddy

November 28, 2008 14:23:04 Posted at November 28, 2008 14:23:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The most epic Would You Rather ever. Trust Hello Kitty to hire Emmy sodding Rossum to sell coffee. Of course. Only in Asia where they raise their girls as emotionally stunted stuffed toys could the Rossum be considered a pitch person. I’m sorry to start your weekend off this way. Truly I am. Because upon watching this you will, pardon the crass, feel anal raped by sugar. Full Story

Rossum and the Dolphin

September 23, 2008 14:23:38 Posted at September 23, 2008 14:23:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now she’s f&cking mermaid. Emmy Rossum continues with the sugar raping in the latest post on her blog http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=185709354&blogID=434967815, telling her five fans that she kissed a dolphin and she liked it. If you've all been checking out my youtube videos at my youtube channel at youtube. Full Story

Would You Rather: Rossum or Tranny?

September 19, 2008 10:32:00 Posted at September 19, 2008 10:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Scary Spice Mel B is releasing a fitness video. Mel says:"For anyone with jubbily bits, I'm going to tighten you up, make you laugh and enjoy your workout no matter what level of fitness you are” In other words, instead of being flabby, you can be hermy. Turn your jubbily into tranny! So here's the question - and a good time to play Would You Rather: Would You Rather: Be friends with the Rossum. Full Story

Rossum for the Weekend

August 15, 2008 11:07:55 Posted at August 15, 2008 11:07:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m golfing today. If I miss a 3 ft putt, this will be the reason: Emmy Rossum has announced via her blog that she is working on a new album, intending to rape us with more sugar. Full Story

The Wind Camel?

August 7, 2008 11:10:24 Posted at August 7, 2008 11:10:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t know…what do you call it? Not exactly a camel toe because you can’t see the two humps but still… it deserves a classification all its own. The wind can do some funky sh*t. And my poor Rumey was the victim. This is Rumey yesterday wearing what’s actually a cute strapless but very thin grey jumper that unattractively wrapped around her areas as the wind swirled around her. Full Story

End the Rossum, Save the Child

August 5, 2008 12:45:00 Posted at August 5, 2008 12:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This picture makes my life. Thanks to all of you who sent it along. It’s Rossum this weekend wrapping her Rossumness around an innocent child at some party. As you can see, not even a 5 year old can handle the sugar rape. Full Story

Midsummer Rossum

July 30, 2008 16:11:36 Posted at July 30, 2008 16:11:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know I was just thinking to myself the other day – we’ve been blessed by many consecutive weeks, almost the entire summer actually, without any Rossum. Perhaps sensing this, Rossum is back, and punishing us for lost time in the worst way with a triple dose of the special sugar-raping brand of nasty ass nausea only she can deliver. Full Story

Never enough…

July 11, 2008 11:08:52 Posted at July 11, 2008 11:08:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tina Fey. This is Tina last night at the opening of Damn Yankees. We need more Tina to balance out the twats. Million dollar question: Would you suffer through friendship with the sugar-raping Rossum in exchange for friendship with the genius that is Tina Fey? Photos from Wenn.com Full Story

Lessons learned so far in Cannes

May 20, 2008 05:48:05 Posted at May 20, 2008 05:48:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

the French health care system rocks! crackheads look the same everywhere…even in France my roommate was a 99 year old (99!!!!) French female farting machine who refused to open the widow or leave the door open and still I’d rather bunk again with the French female farting machine any time than be friends with Emmy Rossum! Full Story

Rossum Who?

May 6, 2008 09:12:00 Posted at May 6, 2008 09:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For real. No one gave a sh*t. She posed for the still photographers and then slowly headed up the stairs hoping the tv and print outlets would care and maybe, maybe stopped for one or two but while other stars pretended they couldn’t hear the cries of reporters begging for an interview, Emmy Rossum tried so hard to make eye contact, imploring us with her insipid doe eyes to make her feel like someone important. Full Story

Rossum is a LIAR!!!

April 30, 2008 11:12:00 Posted at April 30, 2008 11:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Best.Story.Ever! Remember last week Emmy nauseating Rossum ran into to Leighton Meester at the opera opening in New York? Click here to review. It"s worth a second read! A New York Magazine journalist was privy to their exchange and Emmy, in her sugar raping way, had to lord it over Leighton the newcomer that she’s attending the Costume Institute Gala – the best party of the year – and that she was personally invited by Anna Wintour to sit at her table. Full Story

Worst.Rossum.Ever

April 22, 2008 13:41:00 Posted at April 22, 2008 13:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New York Magazine has printed an exchange between Leighton Meester and Emmy Rossum that occurred last night at the opera during which Rossum decided to out-Rossum herself and throw it in everyone else’s face that she’s been invited to the Costume Institute Gala and that she’ll even be seated at Anna Wintour’s table. Full Story