Emmy Rossum Gossip

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There’s a 20+ year difference

October 29, 2009 14:01:02 Posted at October 29, 2009 14:01:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Between these two. And while Emmy Rossum is a Why Is if there ever was a Why Is, Demi was an It at the beginning and continues to be now, if for no other reason than her seemingly eternal beauty. I spoke to Demi briefly at TIFF. I have seen this up close. Full Story

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What’s up California?

May 27, 2009 07:03:47 Posted at May 27, 2009 07:03:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Celebrities marched in response to the California Supreme Court’s decision yesterday to uphold Prop 8. Drew Barrymore has been a very vocal opponent of Prop 8 and attended the rally yesterday, spoke with the press, and encouraged citizens to do continue urging legislators to defeat once and for all this bill that denies equality for gays. Full Story

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Rossum for his birthday

May 13, 2009 10:05:37 Posted at May 13, 2009 10:05:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Run, Robert, RUN. Today is Robert Pattinson’s birthday. I know this because my inbox has been pounded by his fans, some very polite, and some not so polite, “belligerating” me for not wishing him a Happy Birthday. I’ll let you enjoy that for a minute or two. My birthday, by the way, is September 26th. Full Story


April 16, 2009 18:32:54 Posted at April 16, 2009 18:32:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s petty, sure. But again…this is a gossip column. Graciousness does not live here. What does live here is an aversion to Emmy Rossum. Which is why I am happy to bring you the following Fried Rice Moment: Her new film Dragonball Evolution, eviscerated by critics, opened in only 8th spot last weekend taking in a dismal $4. Full Story

Rossum FAIL

March 18, 2009 16:12:20 Posted at March 18, 2009 16:12:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her publicists must have begged for this. BEGGED. Because selling Rossum off as sexy is not just a stretch, it’s a tragic leap into a bottomless canyon. Dumb. This is Rossum in the new issue of Details playing off that old fantasy – good girl who’s a vixen in the bedroom. Please. There is no vixen in Rossum’s bedroom. Full Story

Ugh. It’s Rossum

March 11, 2009 07:09:00 Posted at March 11, 2009 07:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rossum has a new movie coming out called Dragonball. Live action manga. It premiered yesterday in Japan. Rossum is far from the first star of the film. Not even the second. Maybe the third. But fourth would be most accurate. Heh. The way she’s dressed and posing however, you’d think she was the f-cking Julia Roberts of the Dragon Ball franchise. Full Story

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Would You Rather: Rossum vs Diddy

November 28, 2008 14:23:04 Posted at November 28, 2008 14:23:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The most epic Would You Rather ever. Trust Hello Kitty to hire Emmy sodding Rossum to sell coffee. Of course. Only in Asia where they raise their girls as emotionally stunted stuffed toys could the Rossum be considered a pitch person. I’m sorry to start your weekend off this way. Truly I am. Because upon watching this you will, pardon the crass, feel anal raped by sugar. Full Story

Rossum and the Dolphin

September 23, 2008 14:23:38 Posted at September 23, 2008 14:23:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now she’s f&cking mermaid. Emmy Rossum continues with the sugar raping in the latest post on her blog http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=185709354&blogID=434967815, telling her five fans that she kissed a dolphin and she liked it. If you've all been checking out my youtube videos at my youtube channel at youtube. Full Story

Would You Rather: Rossum or Tranny?

September 19, 2008 10:32:00 Posted at September 19, 2008 10:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Scary Spice Mel B is releasing a fitness video. Mel says:"For anyone with jubbily bits, I'm going to tighten you up, make you laugh and enjoy your workout no matter what level of fitness you are” In other words, instead of being flabby, you can be hermy. Turn your jubbily into tranny! So here's the question - and a good time to play Would You Rather: Would You Rather: Be friends with the Rossum. Full Story

Rossum for the Weekend

August 15, 2008 11:07:55 Posted at August 15, 2008 11:07:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m golfing today. If I miss a 3 ft putt, this will be the reason: Emmy Rossum has announced via her blog that she is working on a new album, intending to rape us with more sugar. Full Story

The Wind Camel?

August 7, 2008 11:10:24 Posted at August 7, 2008 11:10:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t know…what do you call it? Not exactly a camel toe because you can’t see the two humps but still… it deserves a classification all its own. The wind can do some funky sh*t. And my poor Rumey was the victim. This is Rumey yesterday wearing what’s actually a cute strapless but very thin grey jumper that unattractively wrapped around her areas as the wind swirled around her. Full Story