You know sateen can be trouble as a rule. At etalk our producers have a no sateen policy when it comes to live events. Especially Michelle. You’ve already heard me too many times complaining about imaginary lumps and bumps. Even here, on Freida Pinto, there are a few. Without the workmanship of Karl’s slaves, it could have been worse. Full Story

For Caesar: Rise of the Apes with Freida Pinto and John Lithgow. Lithgow dined with Steve Martin yesterday at Blue Water Cafe. And Freida was spotted out and about downtown. James Franco, the lead, and my former #1, hit up a movie on Sunday. He went to see Predators. Looks good, non? No, not the clothes, I mean his face. Full Story

Freida Pinto flew in to Vancouver the other day for a quick pre-production visit and flew right back out, seen here at the airport on the weekend. She’ll be back soon enough to begin work on Rise of the Apes with James Franco. Jesus she is beautiful. Hope she and Franco have a make-out scene. It’s been a busy schedule for Freida. Full Story

Freida Pinto has been in Montreal shooting Immortals. Her boyfriend Dev Patel is in town to join her, seen here together leaving the gym yesterday after a workout. Dev can soon be seen in theatres in The Last Airbender. He plays the bad guy. Of course he does. Because brown people suck. They sure f-cked the sh-t out of that cast didn't they? They whited out all the minorities. Full Story

Please. I nearly fainted. Look at this front row in London at Burberry last night. My Gwyneth sandwiched between my Emma and Mario Testino, and Liv Tyler on the other side, then Daisy Lowe, then Mary-Kate Olsen, and publicly loved up Freida Pinto and Dev Patel. In another section, Victoria Beckham was also seated front row…but she wasn’t invited to the girl party. Full Story

The GQ Men of the Year Awards event is happening right now in London. Mickey Rourke is there for some reason. I will not assault your eyes with his photo. Am only attaching one man’s photo: Elvis Costello. Please. Who else do you need, man-wise? Also – the gorgeous Freida Pinto wearing slightly too much dress and Lily Allen in a cougar negligee and a f-cked up weave. Full Story

Freida Pinto and Dev Patel are in New York and were spotted by paps returning to their hotel last night after dinner. Dev jumped out a block ahead to avoid being photographed together. Um. Please. Why the f-cking drama? Maybe it’s that whole she was married and then became famous and ditched her poor husband allegation. Full Story

And a few other bitches. Freida Pinto still riding high. Is supposedly the new face of Estee Lauder (the first Indian to represent the brand) and has been signed onto Woody Allen’s latest, and today at Chanel during Paris Fashion Week, officially accepted by Le Karl. Also my love Olga Kurylenko. Full Story

Loved it. Finally not a prom dress. Maybe not the hair but the blue and the detail and the way it moved – in person this was magnificent. In person she popped. In person it took away the headache of Beyonce and replaced it with a calm serenity. In person this girl… This girl makes you feel good about the world. Full Story

All three, at the same event, looking gorgeous! Here they are Kate Winslet, my Marion Cotillard, and Freida Pinto last night at the US Ireland Alliance Pre-Oscar Gala Awards Ceremony. Cute story about Marion from a couple of months ago the first time met Kate. She was, like, overcome. Because she’s such a big fan. Full Story

This is what happens when you become famous and people start digging around. Our sweetheart Freida Pinto – reports out of India claim she’s married, an “impulsive” wedding in 2007, kept it secret the whole time, and then bailed on him right before the Golden Globes after Slumdog took off. Full Story

Please let him stay this way – so humble and grateful and eager and sweet. Here’s Dev Patel at the BAFTAs riding the incredible wave, and still as amazed as he was 2 months ago when this thing took off. Dev is adorable! Did you see him on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart? If not, you MUST. Full Story