Forever an Old School Gay

September 22, 2008 08:10:37 Posted at September 22, 2008 08:10:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously dude… get a laptop.

But being gay in the modern era clearly isn’t working for George Michael. Back in the day, before the internets and chat rooms, in-the-dark-park hookups were a necessary part of getting your fix… an erotic little adventure with a hint danger thrown into the mix.

It’s the danger, the possibility of getting caught perhaps, that George simply can’t give up. Exchanging photos over email and a few sexy Skype sessions followed by a midnight visit certainly doesn’t have the same living-on-the-edge excitement.

Which is why he was arrested on Friday in a public toilet on Hampstead Heath with crack and weed in his possession.

George…remember what Whitney said? Crack is wack!

First of all: let’s get one thing straight. Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Let’s get that straight, ok? We don’t do crack. We don’t do that. Crack is wack!

Best. Interview. Ever.

He was released by police after receiving a caution and has since apologised to his fans for “screwing up again” and promised to “sort myself out”.

Is it just me or are drug laws a little lax in England? Just asking…

Word is George stayed cranked throughout his tour, which just wrapped, to keep up with the grueling schedule and the success of his performances has buoyed his confidence – a high from which he’s yet to come down.

Attached – George during his final show at Earl’s Court last month and a photo inside the toilet where he was arrested…

Sigh.

Love London. Even the public bathrooms are gorgeous. Black and white flooring and look at that subway tile! I can’t pee everywhere but I would totally pee in this loo. Wouldn’t you?

Photos from Wenn.com