Hollywood Closet Articles

Xenu vs the Gays?

December 13, 2010 08:58:00 Posted at December 13, 2010 08:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Carrie Fisher’s HBO special Wishful Drinking, based on her one woman show which was based on her memoir, aired last night. Fisher has become something of a gay icon – her mother, her Leia-ness, her gay ex-husband, her attitude... She was interviewed again by The Advocate and was asked about John Travolta. Full Story

The Mighty is not a lesbian

December 8, 2010 11:09:08 Posted at December 8, 2010 11:09:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s a new interview with Barbara Walters. There’s a double Barbara tonight – the Mighty and also the Most Fascinating People of the Year. While talking with Barbara, Opes addresses the lesbian rumours: "I'm not a lesbian. I'm not even kind of a lesbian." The Mighty Opesey goes on to say that it’s annoying to have people think that because it suggests that she’s dishonest: "The reason why it irritates me is because it means that somebody must think I'm lying. Full Story

JT is a bottom

November 19, 2010 13:12:20 Posted at November 19, 2010 13:12:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“In case you're wondering, Travolta is a bottom.” This might be my favourite sentence of all time. Thanks to all of you who’ve sent it along. I read it while eating my lunch – Gawker’s article on the Secret Sex Live of John Travolta – and I don’t think I want to read anything else all day. Full Story

New hag, new hair

April 26, 2010 14:53:00 Posted at April 26, 2010 14:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katherine Heigl is too busy being too busy these days to do a tv show because she’s looking after her baby and her movie career. TR Knight needed a replacement hag for his nights out. Last night he showed up at the Broadway opening of Promises, Promises with a super Try hag on his arm and cute light long locks. Full Story

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The Only For Sookie look

January 12, 2010 06:50:27 Posted at January 12, 2010 06:50:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember True Blood last season when Sookie dreamt about being in bed with Eric and they were sex talking and she was all like, I know you’re not an asshole through and through and he answered something to the effect that his soft side was “only for Sookie”? Well isn’t this is the Only For Sookie look? Hot. Full Story

The GMD: singing meals & jumpy claps

December 17, 2009 11:51:46 Posted at December 17, 2009 11:51:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ve heard some f-cked up civilian dinner stories. Like real people acting like assholes over steak. And what bites my ass so hard is that I’m not allowed to share most of them. You wouldn’t believe the way some people behave. So in that respect, in comparison, I guess the way the GMD and Katie Holmes entertain at dinner well it’s not quite as eyerolling as the real people I’ve encountered, but at the same time, as always, they do bring the fontrum. Full Story

Don’t tell him what to do on his bike

December 9, 2009 07:12:31 Posted at December 9, 2009 07:12:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s a big boy on his big bike and he knows better than you. So if you dare question the GMD’s manly man knowledge, you’re going to get The Hand. Please. Why try? He knows EVERYTHING. He has studied the History of Bikes. You don’t know the History of Bikes. Here he is shooting a bike scene with Cameron Diaz yesterday in Spain. Full Story

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Well that explains everything

November 25, 2009 10:03:05 Posted at November 25, 2009 10:03:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s all about the beginning. We all remember our first. What if your first was Shauna Sand? Would that send you off the pussy forever? Shauna has revealed to Star Magazine that she plucked Chace Crawford when he was 18 and that they used to f-ck in her apartment. Full Story

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Don’t be a stuck squirrel!

October 21, 2009 08:20:23 Posted at October 21, 2009 08:20:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. This is the party I would have really wanted to be at. Us Weekly is reporting that on October 16th, the GMD and Katie Holmes were in London attending a Scientology event with thousands of other Xenu lovers to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the International Association of Scientologists. Full Story

Sideburns and sadness

April 28, 2009 10:10:00 Posted at April 28, 2009 10:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sometimes Photo Assumption isn’t fun. Those are the times when Photo Assumption hits too close to home. Like there’s only one assumption – or conclusion – to be drawn from the photos and that assumption/conclusion is really, really, really sad. It’s Sarah Jessica Parker and her dandy last night at the Tribeca premiere of Wonderful World. Full Story

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