Frequently Asked Questions
Dying to know the answers to life's mysteries? You won't find it here! The following questions are asked by devoted smut-lovers every day:
- Q: Why don’t you update your blog on weekends?
I post in real time Monday to Friday, averaging between 2,500 – 4,000 words per day. As such, on weekends, my bitch needs a break!
- Q: Why didn’t you write about X? Why didn’t you offer any comments on Y? Why no coverage
on what happened to Z?
You have a line, I have a line. As ludicrous as it may sound coming from a dirty gossip – for me, there is fun smut and there is not so fun smut. Fun smut is hoping for Paris Hilton to go to prison and calling Heather Mills a golddigging skank. Not fun smut is death, suicide, overdose, murder allegations, scrapping over DNA, and alleged child molestation. I report on what I’d want to read and call me Cruise but I couldn’t give shit about the baby daddy battle, you know what I mean?
- Q: How does the Search function work on the site? And why are there only 25 Celebs
in the list on the home page? I want more info on X.
The Search function was recently upgraded and will now let you perform regular Google searches. Just type in any combination of words and the site will be scraped for all the dirty smut related to your topic.
The “Celebs” list on the homepage changes dynamically and is based on the most frequently talked about celebs in descending order. If you don't see someone you'd like to read about, click the section's title (i.e. “Celebs”) and you will be taken to the complete list of celebrities I have discussed over the last few years. You can also access it through the archives menu under the site banner.
- Q: What is a blind riddle? How do I find the answers?
Gossip columnists use blind items to report scandalous, dirty smut without the threat of a lawsuit. My riddles contain clues pointing to the celebrity in question and follow up clues are usually embedded elsewhere in subsequent columns which means you have to read every word. As irritating as that is though, once you find the embedded detail, it pretty much gives away the answer. Unfortunately, I am not able to answer guesses via email. Please forgive…would be happy to spill in person!
- Q: Why don’t you allow comments on your site?
Under consideration – the site will be redesigned piecemeal Summer 2007 and adding a Comment Section is on the table. Still haven’t, however, figured out how to minimise the presence of freaks, spammers, and porn pervs that can sometimes spoil a discussion. Will keep you posted.
- Q: There are too many ads on your site! They suck! I liked your site before when there
were no ads, especially the floating pop ups – can you get rid of them?
There is no fee to visit the site, and as mentioned before I produce an average of 2,500 – 4,000 a day and this has become a full time job. Selling ad space allows me to continue serving smut.
Web advertising is growing and so is the competition for sites to attract premium advertisers. Advertisers look for sites that are (among other things) flexible with the types of ads they serve and those that offer creative alternatives to get an advertising message out to readers. At times this may include the use of pop ups, expanding ads, or branded content that is integrated into a story.
Having said that we do take steps to ensure your reading experience is not compromised, including using frequency caps during screen pop up campaigns (if your cookies are enabled, the pop ups should only appear twice a day) or rejecting overly intrusive ad creatives.
I apologise if this is an inconvenience, I can’t tell you how much I appreciate your support, how much I value your visits to the site, and I hope that the gossip you get here outweighs the irritation, if any.
Please know that while selling ads are a necessity, sellout out is never an option. I will always be a dirty gossiping bitch. And you will also find dirty gossipy bitchy smut at LaineyGossip.com.
Thank you, love you, owe you.