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Jennifer Aniston’s Life Of Crime

May 21, 2014 15:55:32 Posted at May 21, 2014 15:55:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A new trailer for Life Of Crime has been released, adapted from Elmore Leonard’s The Switch. Tim Robbins has a mistress, Isla Fisher, and he doesn’t seem to be into his wife, Jennifer Aniston. So what happens when some gangsters kidnap her for ransom? I love how Aniston’s been styled in this film. Full Story

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Mos Quivering

August 11, 2008 09:48:24 Posted at August 11, 2008 09:48:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Most definitely. Yum. Here’s Mos Def at the 2008 American Black Film Festival held at the Sofitel on Friday. That tell all book from his estranged wife was just published recently…you hear about that? Mos Def married some woman 3 or 4 days after meeting her in 2005. Rumoured to be a starf*cker type, allegedly counting many celebrities and star athletes on her resumé. Full Story

B List Border Denial

July 6, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 6, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

B list actress and famewhore, loves to “accidentally” run into pappies in an effort to wipe clean a pandering past by pimping her kids, lost a friend and gained a potential paycheque but got dumped when he found out she’s a golddigger, and now apparently can’t find work… Definitely the work of Karma Calamity. Full Story

Thursday, June 14, 2007
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Dear Gossips,

So they’ve finally removed Paris Hilton from that cushy little room at the infirmary and transferred her back to Lynnwood where she’ll likely serve out the remainder of her sentence in solitary, on a hard little bed hopefully with her head beside a festering toilet.

Our last days of joy before her disease lashes out in freedom, stronger than ever, with that greedy little fool Barbara Walters shoved half way up her ass. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Sorry… have been distracted the last few days trying to get over a new book and it’s time for a new recommendation anyway. The Post Birthday World by Lionel Shriver – an extremely uncomfortable read, as is the case with everything else she writes including of course We Need to Talk About Kevin. She has that gift of sneaking up on you, subtly forcing you to confront the worst parts of yourself, the parts so easy to suppress during a dinner party as you collectively rage against the common enemy only to realise later on that you have more in common with it than you think. Definitely NOT a beach read but a read that stays with you for ages.

Thursday, posting all day, refresh browser often.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Thanks to what seems like the entire city of Calgary for the thorough, insightful description of Cowboys. Hot girls who rub up against dude for big tips – as much at $10K during Stampede – and who apparently get half a boob job paid for if they stay six months … sounds like my kind of place. Am headed to Calgary late July…will have to drop in.

Splenda Stains

May 3, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 3, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Definitely not cocaine… no no, not Kate Moss. Here she is with white powder all over her legs last night – totally exaggerated of course by the gossip media. Which brings to mind all those other reports – the ones from a few months ago, when she was signing so many new modeling contracts, in the UK tabloids about her pleading with Pete Doherty get clean and doing what she could to make it happen. Full Story

Buffy, Not, Pregnant

April 27, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 27, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Don’t mean to gloat but this is why I hate Bump Watch. Totally not interested. Click here for a refresher. So six weeks ago, it was practically a forgone conclusion from MANY of you that she was pregnant. At the time, I wrote that her boobs didn’t match the bump, and seriously…just because someone’s a little bloated, or isn’t sporting a Hollywood concave stomach, doesn’t mean there’s a baby on board. Full Story

Diva Cheese in NYC

March 28, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 28, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Few women would attempt this … look. Only the Cheesiest of the Cheese:  Diva Cheese. Celine, Cher, Mariah… Lopez. Definitely an eyesore but always good for a giggle. JLo in NYC promoting the Spanish album. Full Story

Welcome Back Entourage

March 8, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 8, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously…bring on a new season already, feels like it’s been forever! Here are the boys shooting on Rodeo Drive the other day, finally back at work – not sure why Adrien/Vince is rockin’ the blaxploitation ‘do but for me, that’s his dealbreaker. His hair sucks ass. And to be honest, isn’t he really the LEAST interesting of the lot? Used to be Ari but these days, I’m all about Drama. Full Story

Madge & Guy: Deathgrip at VF

February 27, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 27, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She looked stunning, similar to how she looked in that Sex coffee table book over a decade ago. Which is kinda weird but whatever. Definitely not as weird as her chemistry with her husband. You see it in the photos all the time – his grip on her, always clasping her arm tightly like there’s no other way to walk out as a couple. Full Story

Best Dressed: Christina Ricci

February 12, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 12, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She came out of nowhere but no one was more beautiful tonight than Christina Ricci. The gown – total gorgessity. And her skin, her hair, she’s getting older, her features are becoming more pronounced, more defined, and it turns out Christina Ricci has the most amazing nose. Believe me, I know noses. Full Story

Best Tie: Pipsqueak in a Suit

February 12, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 12, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source Definitely not Jake Gyllenhaal but have a look at that tie. That tie is a thing of beauty. Grey suit, brown sparkly tie… fantastic. It’s so hard to spice up menswear. Kinda impressive that Pip was the one to do it.  Full Story

Why I Love Lauren

February 7, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 7, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s limp…for sure. Maybe not the brightest girl on the block. Definitely needs some more spunk…and I ragged on her hardcore for it on The Aftershow on MTV the other day after The Hills Canadian premiere, especially when she had her ass kicked by one of the most powerful women in her industry and instead of crying about THAT, she continued to pine for Jason. Full Story

Gwyneth & Jake Paltrow: like sister, like brother

January 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Definitely the lowest profile member of the family – until now, that is. Especially if the directing gig begins to blossom. As you can see, there’s no doubt they’re siblings, and some of you have also mentioned that he bears a striking resemblance to Chris Martin, with MUCH better teeth, but I have to tell you – I don’t see it. Full Story

Thursday, January 25, 2007
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Dear Gossips, Forget community service and a charitable donation – rehab appears to be the new celebrity PR quick fix. Whether you’re a racist or an obnoxious 20 year old with an irresponsible mother or a womanising country music star married to a Freeze Face or an actor who hates the gays, clearly the message in Hollywood these days is to blame the sauce or the drugs and get your ass into treatment as soon as the sh-t hits the fan…COINCIDENTALLY as soon as the sh-t hits the fan. In a word? Weak. Thursday – busy day, live blogging, check back often for fresh posts. Highlight of the week? Definitely Paris Exposed. On the off chance you haven’t heard – she was moving, she put her belongings in storage, she forgot to pay the measly $200 bill, her stuff was auctioned off, purchased by a few entrepreneurial fellows, catalogued, scanned, and posted on the web for your viewing pleasure…at a price, of course. I’m too cheap to fork over $39.99 for the privilege of seeing Paris coked up and doped up and naked and probably taking it up the ass 24/7 but hey – you might enjoy it. And if you do…SEND DETAILS. For a taste before you buy – click here for the trailer…yes, half the free world has goosed her and YES, she absolutely does tell the camera that: I get f*cked in the butt for coke. For clips and screencaps, hats off to the wickedly dirty Jesus Martinez at Drunken Stepfather for gettin’ his smut on so quickly with the coverage. CAUTION: Not safe for work…but seriously, if there was ever any, any, any doubt about Paris Hilton, about just how f&cking nasty she really is, about whether or not she too is a frequent “bathroom visitor” much like Britney and Lindsay, you really should check it out…because Paris Hilton is ROCK BOTTOM. Yours in gossip, Lainey