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Blame it on the X-x-x-x-Xenu

January 7, 2016 15:45:44 Posted at January 7, 2016 15:45:44
Maria Posted by Maria
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WENN

Can you believe it’s been almost 10 years since Tom Cruise presented Katie Holmes, ahem Kate Holmes, in Rome? It was April, springtime. Love bloomed. Contracts were signed, allegedly. Then there was the summer of 2012, when Katie pulled off one of the greatest surprises in gossip history. Full Story

Matt Damon is coming for Leo

January 6, 2016 21:54:18 Posted at January 6, 2016 21:54:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Jamie McCarthy/ Neilson Barnard/ Getty Images

That might be a little wishful thinking from Sarah and me. But… well… you decide. Matt Damon was in New York last night to accept the Best Actor Award from the National Board of Review. Earlier today, I posted about how he credited Sly Stallone for his career – click here Full Story

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Kristen Stewart is (finally) plotting

January 6, 2016 15:21:18 Posted at January 6, 2016 15:21:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Theo Wargo/ NBC/ Mike Pont/ Jim Spellman/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Nicholas Hunt/ Getty Images

In 2014, Kristen Stewart was featured in ELLE. I wrote at the time that the interview was frustrating. Click here for a full refresher, but this was the quote I was referring to: “Never at any point have I sat down and plotted how I should proceed from here on. Full Story

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#jailey

January 4, 2016 13:40:19 Posted at January 4, 2016 13:40:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I have a new New Year’s Resolution: that that will be the first and last time I call them #jailey on my blog. It’s a terrible moniker. But that’s what’s been blowing up on social media since last night when Justin Bieber posted this shot of him kissing Hailey Baldwin on Instagram:   A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) Full Story

Ben Affleck and Sienna, the moll

December 8, 2015 18:00:09 Posted at December 8, 2015 18:00:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, AKM-GSI

Production on Ben Affleck’s Live By Night has moved to Los Angeles, or at least it was there yesterday. Ben and Sienna Miller were both photographed on set in costume yesterday with Sienna going full moll. Since it was announced that Sienna was cast in the film, we’ve all been trying to make this happen, right? Ben and Sienna? Gossip Genie? The tabloids are all over it but to my knowledge, there’s nothing there. Full Story

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The difference between Tom & Leo

December 7, 2015 15:47:00 Posted at December 7, 2015 15:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dave J Hogan/ Getty Images

Tom Hardy and Leonardo DiCaprio were in London together yesterday at a BAFTA screening for The Revenant. All we hear from The Revenant is about Leo’s performance. And even though many experts are predicting that Tom will be recognised for his work with a Best Supporting Actor nomination, Leo’s been eating up all the headlines related to the film with all his meat eating, bear f-cking Full Story

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Harvey’s hopes for Rooney & Jake

December 4, 2015 15:52:10 Posted at December 4, 2015 15:52:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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David M. Benett/ Getty Images

Harvey Weinstein wrote a piece for The Hollywood Reporter that was published yesterday about award season, specifically about his concerns about award season and how the only films considered are the ones that are released in the fall, ignoring quality features that opened earlier in the year. Full Story

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Leo’s bear denial

December 2, 2015 15:59:23 Posted at December 2, 2015 15:59:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

Yesterday’s gossip highlight came to courtesy of Leonardo DiCaprio – the joke about him getting f-cked by a fake bear in The Revenant. Click here for a refresher. The headline got so out of hand that Fox had to release a statement clarifying that Leo does not in fact get humped and pumped by the digital Ursa Major, telling Entertainment Weekly Full Story

Sandra Bullock’s daughter

December 2, 2015 15:10:35 Posted at December 2, 2015 15:10:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please be warned that I will be gloating in this post. A lot gloating. It was reported a couple of months ago that Sandra Bullock adopted a girl. You’ll recall, she denied it during promoting for Our Brand Is Crisis. Sort of. "There is only one adopted child in my household and his name is Louis. Full Story

Leo gets f-cked by a fake bear

December 1, 2015 20:27:42 Posted at December 1, 2015 20:27:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So this is what we’re talking about today. Leonardo DiCaprio in The Revenant. And according to The Drudge Report, he’s violated during his bear attack. Multiple times. The explicit moment from Oscar winning director Alejandro Inarritu has caused maximum controversy in early screenings. Full Story

Gwen & Blake go to work together

December 1, 2015 15:04:16 Posted at December 1, 2015 15:04:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Splash News

Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton were photographed together yesterday in her car. She was driving and apparently they were on their way to work. So I guess we’re supposed to wonder whether or not he spent the night and instead of getting a driver to take them both to the same place separately, they saved on the commute. Full Story

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