Thinnification Articles

Kate Upton: the Vogue cover...finally

June 6, 2013 13:49:29 Posted at June 6, 2013 13:49:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Thelonius/ Splash

Last year, Page Six reported that Kate Upton, unlike many of her model peers, was made to pay her own way into the MET Gala by Anna Wintour. This year at the MET Gala, Upton wore DVF and it was one of the most tragic looks of a night that was dominated by tragic looks. Full Story

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The Thinnification of Lily Collins

February 20, 2013 15:46:02 Posted at February 20, 2013 15:46:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frazer Harrison /Jason Merritt /Getty Images

Lily Collins is the star of the upcoming The Mortal Instruments film series, based on the YA books by Cassandra Clare. The first installment is due in August. You previously saw her in last year’s Mirror, Mirror. Collins has tried the celebrity spawn reality show thing, she’s tried journalism, and now the goal is a franchise, to occupy a place in Hollywood somewhere around Kristen Stewart and Jennifer Lawrence. Full Story

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Grammy Face or Body: Faith Hill

February 11, 2013 14:16:15 Posted at February 11, 2013 14:16:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

My friend Amy D, a big country music fan, emailed me last night during the Grammys. OMG what happened to Faith Hill?!? My response: Face or Body. She’s choosing Body. In the choice not to have a big ass, sometimes, unless you’re Halle Berry, you sacrifice your face. This, I imagine, is why fillers became so popular. Full Story

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Thinnification of Charlene?

October 22, 2012 20:13:16 Posted at October 22, 2012 20:13:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

Her Highness of Serenity was in New York today with Prince Albert. They’ve been travelling the last week or so and I heard they’re expected in Montreal this weekend for the Ritz-Carlton’s 100th anniversary (where Liz married Dick in yellow!) What is it like for Charlene, being in New York, a city so full of. Full Story

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Jennie Garth’s Divorce Thinnification

August 7, 2012 16:09:04 Posted at August 7, 2012 16:09:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Derek Storm/Splash

This is Jennie Garth arriving at Fox & Friends this morning in New York. Garth and Peter Facinelli announced their divorce 5 months ago just weeks before her 40th birthday. Well that must have been fun - a new decade and suddenly single and, well, of course, it’s what happens because it has to happen . Full Story

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Sad Skinny Tom

July 18, 2012 15:31:07 Posted at July 18, 2012 15:31:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Bauer, Fame/Flynet

Here’s the new PEOPLE cover. As you can see, they picked a shot of his “sad eyes”. His world is “shattered”. It’s his “private pain”. That’s what we, the women, respond to isn’t it? Tom Cruise the victim? He is hurting. He needs a hug. That may have been his only play but that doesn’t mean it’s a bad one. Full Story

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Anne Hathaway: pimples and eye-rolls

June 19, 2012 16:48:53 Posted at June 19, 2012 16:48:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Anne Hathaway is Catwoman. And I really wish these comic book people would make up their minds about when to use one word or two words for the titles of their superheroes. Batman, Catwoman, Superman... But Spider-Man has to have a hyphen. And Iron Man is two words completely. Oh wait, nerds, let me guess. Full Story

Met Gala Thinnification: Ashley Greene

May 8, 2012 14:16:14 Posted at May 8, 2012 14:16:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Getty Images

She’s wearing white Donna Karan. Basically a wedding dress. You’ve seen it a thousand times. What’s new here, or new-ish, at least since last year’s Met Gala, is Ashley Greene’s thinnification. Ashley Greene was always fit. She had a great body. Slim but strong and seemingly healthy.Somewhere along the way though, as they do in Hollywood, someone must have told her she was “too athletic”, and “not delicate enough”. Full Story

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The Demi Dilemma

January 25, 2012 14:55:15 Posted at January 25, 2012 14:55:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Quick recap: at around 11pm on Monday night, an ambulance was called to Demi Moore's. She was subsequently hospitalised. TMZ broke the story that it was substance abuse. Her rep has issued a statement reading:"Because of the stresses in her life right now, Demi has chosen to seek professional assistance to treat her exhaustion and improve her overall health. Full Story

An Award Season return

January 17, 2012 18:22:24 Posted at January 17, 2012 18:22:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Angela Weiss/Getty, Grey Goose/Soho House

After a few months of staying relatively undercover following her split from Ashton Kutcher (due to his humiliating infidelities), Demi Moore seems to be re-emerging on the scene just in time for award season. I think we just might see her negotiating for a presenter spot at the Oscars, if not to hail her recovery than to rally support for her abomination of a movie with Miley Cyrus. Full Story

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Her ring’s on but it might fall off

October 18, 2011 15:13:18 Posted at October 18, 2011 15:13:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Splash

Demi Moore was in New York last night for the premiere of Margin Call. She was wearing her wedding ring. As you can see, she’s so gaunt these days it might fall off. Face or body? You know the dilemma. You choose body, you lose your face. You choose your face, you have to accept that your ass might get bigger. Full Story

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Thininification > Oscar

August 17, 2011 10:46:28 Posted at August 17, 2011 10:46:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Take a look at Jennifer Hudson on the cover of SELF. As you know, I’ve been cutting my eye at her for the last little while over the whole “let’s make her popular since she’s thin now!” situation. For the media to fixate on this is one thing. What bites my ass is that she’s kinda bought into it too. Full Story

Jerry, Jonah, and Fu

August 16, 2011 13:21:59 Posted at August 16, 2011 13:21:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A friend bbmed me the other day - “is there something wrong with me because Turtle is so hot?” Turtle IS hot. Check him out waiting for his car outside a restaurant last night in Hollywood. Super cute, right? Made headlines a few weeks ago when he revealed he’s lost 55 lbs this year and his now walking down the beach shirtless with hot girls. Full Story

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