Duana sent me the cutest email the other day. The title was “I’m a sap” and she was referring to her reaction after seeing these photos of Angelina Jolie and her daughters Miss Zahara and the Chosen One Shiloh looking like they’re all having a great time leaving a costume store. Full Story

Oh happy dayOh happy dayyyyy Oh happy dayWhen Shiloh washedWhen Shiloh washedWhen sweet Shiloh washedWhen Shiloh washedShe washed my sins away Brangelunatics have been email bombing me all day. The crime: not wishing The Chosen One a Happy Birthday at the beginning of her birthday. The Brange’s first blonde baby arrived four years ago in Namibia, accompanied by angels and harps, and since then, well, she’s become the Obsession. Full Story

The Pitts went shopping for baby goods yesterday in Cannes and the whole town lost its sh-t. This is because the Chosen One Shiloh was brought down from her home in the clouds for a walk among mortals. The paparazzi were well prepared. I received a text as I was leaving the junket that they were mobilising from their usual spots to congregate around the First Family, amused that they had decided on the busiest time of day and also the busiest day period to go “shopping”. Full Story

The Family Pitt went on a family bike ride the other day in New Orleans with the kids, giving the the paps and the Brangelunatics a rare glimpse of the Chosen One strapped with mom as Miss Zahara, Maddox, and Pax load up with dad. Photographers of course were delighted by the gift – according to Forbes. Full Story

Stephen Huvane’s primary duty as Jennifer Aniston’s publicist is to deny everything. His target this time is a publication no one has ever heard of based in the UK. Look Magazine claims to have landed an exclusive interview with Aniston in which she reveals the true nature of her relationship with Paul Sculfor, her hook ups with Brad Pitt’s mother Jane, and her meeting with The Chosen One Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. Full Story

Brad and Angelina in Chicago on Saturday taking their four children out to sea for some family fun at the Water & Air festival. Miss Zahara kills me. And Maddox too. Check him out excitedly tugging on his mother’s purse handle. And before the MiniVan Majority gets their tits all twisted up in knots, Angelina did indeed spend time with the Chosen One, holding her little hands as she took a few tentative steps towards Daddy which the tabloids will likely interpret next week as a frantic “save me” escape dash for the safety of her father’s arms from the dangerous blob-hating ones of her mother. Full Story

Again with this tired ass play. Jennifer Aniston – a month ago she was dating that model Paul Sculfor. Then he was photographed leaving her house holding a bottle of water – same company she endorses. Two weeks after that – big headlines: they broke up. Now Us Weekly is calling her single, sad, and pathetic on the cover and all of a sudden, Jennifer and Paul are back on…according to OK Magazine. Full Story

Angelina Jolie in Prague yesterday actually wearing jeans and not trousers for a change. She looks good in jeans non? Also pics from earlier this week, Angelina picking up the kids while Brad was off shooting a commercial. As you can see, Pax seems rather attached to their trusty security dude Mickey. Full Story

Not content with letting GMD’s baby steal the cute spotlight, or her sister for that matter, here’s Zahara Jolie Pitt smiling large and showing her daddy who’s boss. SOOOOO cute! Can totally see her ruling that house. Like Angelina recently said in Marie Claire – Z is a clever little girl who can manipulate her way into getting a cookie. Full Story

Works for me… On the heels of last week’s media contract debacle getting in the way of overwhelmingly positive reviews for A Mighty Heart, check out Angelina Jolie on two occasions this weekend out and about with the famed Chosen One. Full Story

Well…not quite. His mother was there – good to know even the horny Pitts have a sense of propriety around the parents, which accounts for the limited ass holding last night at the NYC premiere of A Mighty Heart. I’m told Mrs Pitt seemed very fond of the mother of her grandchildren, was joined by Brad’s sister and Angelina’s brother and all seemed surprisingly familial given tabloid reports of family estrangement after Aniston. Full Story

Angelina Jolie surprised everyone after Cannes in A Mighty Heart, kicking off Oscar speculation very early in the season with an unexpected bid and the Pitt publicity machine behind her full force, putting her up against Cate Blanchett’s second turn as Elizabeth in the Golden Age, long considered to one the one to beat. Full Story

Seriously…what is with Angelina Jolie’s brother? Dude is missing the memo – clearly not looped in with the Pitt publicity machine or perhaps not as skilled as his sister and brother-in-law in the art of media manipulation. And if that’s the case, maybe it’s time to take him off the Team? Because James Haven sucks at sympathy spinning. Full Story

Who doesn’t love The Chosen One? As you know, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt turned one the other day and according to Us Weekly sources, 50 balloons were ordered to the compound in Prague, along with cake and cookies and other festive treats. Interesting the cover caption on the magazine: The Secret Home Life of Daddy’s Girl and the Surprising Truth About Mom…prompting many to wonder whether or not Angelina is still “neglecting” the white kid in favour of the adopted multicoloured ones, as ludicrously suggested by the tabloids. Full Story