Written for Jessica, meant for Lindsay

July 27, 2009 13:22:33 Posted at July 27, 2009 13:22:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson continues to hook up and break up with men who humiliate her.

As if it wasn’t enough that he dumped her the night before her birthday, Us Weekly reports that Tony Romo apparently also announced the break up to everyone living in his gated community, informing security that she was no longer to be allowed access to his home in Dallas which is why a sign at the entrance has been posted that reads:

"RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN....JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS.”


Classy motherf-cker, isn’t he?

Jessica might be stupid, she might not have friends who give her good advice, she might dress like a porn star, and cock her lips too often, but she is not a stalker. Jessica is not crazy. And that sign was meant for a crazy bitch.

A crazy bitch like Lindsay Lohan.

Have you seen the video?

Caught on camera – Lilo cranked and wailing, standing on Samantha Ronson’s doorstep at 5am the other night waiting for her to come home. Listen to her when Sam finally gets back. The high pitched sound of anguish that cuts through the night when Sam turns the corner… I’m obsessed. It’s amazing.

Click here to see.


File photo from Splashnewsonline.com

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