Bradley Cooper dancing

June 28, 2016 18:23:43 Posted at June 28, 2016 18:23:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Glastonbury just wrapped up. All kinds of celebrities show up but, so far, I don’t feel about it the way I feel about Coachella which has become People Dressed Like Assholes Pretending To Care About Music. Is it just the weather that’s the difference? Here’s an assignment for all of us. Full Story

Jeff Goldblum in Independence Day: Resurgence

June 28, 2016 17:41:33 Posted at June 28, 2016 17:41:33
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I’m not going to sit here and pretend like Independence Day is some great movie—it’s not. It’s nonsensical trash like all of Roland Emmerich’s movies. But it is at least fun nonsensical trash, arguably the only Emmerich movie that is in any way actually enjoyable. Independence Day: Resurgence, the twenty-years-later sequel/soft reboot, is neither fun nor enjoyable—it is straight up nonsensical Emmerich trash. Full Story

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Comedy in our annus horribilis

June 28, 2016 15:12:13 Posted at June 28, 2016 15:12:13
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2016 is, without doubt, an annus horribilis, a worldwide sh*tstorm that is starting to feel suspiciously like the first chapter in a dystopia novel. 2016 is the real-life equivalent of a Hieronymous Bosch painting—this detail of a bird-monster sh*tting bubble people while it eats a person that is sh*tting birds perfectly sums up the year so far. Full Story

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June 28, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 28, 2016 14:19:28 Posted at June 28, 2016 14:19:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kara! Happy Birthday! Lynn thought you’d love a picture of Jon Snow as a gift. Here he is. And congratulations on the promotion… in Amsterdam! Christina Archambault is mother two boys battling breast cancer for the second time. The first time around she was 25 years old, in 2011, and had just met her future husband, Marc. Full Story

Modesty is a leather jacket

June 27, 2016 21:04:00 Posted at June 27, 2016 21:04:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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When you’re not wearing pants, but you’re wearing a leather jacket, this means you are modest and demure…according to exactly no one except our Mimi. And why? If you actually asked this question seriously I can’t even talk to you because the reason is obvious: I’ve been telling you for how many months now that Mimi is SKINNY. Full Story

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