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Big G and the bilby

April 21, 2014 15:00:55 Posted at April 21, 2014 15:00:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Big Prince George continues his adventures Down Under. He went with his parents to the zoo. They introduced him to a bilby who used to be called Boy George but has now been renamed after Big G. Big G wanted to touch the bilby. His mother, Princess Catherine, was like, um, don’t let the Bruiser near the animal. Full Story

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Gwyneth’s girl rally

April 21, 2014 14:23:45 Posted at April 21, 2014 14:23:45
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Gwyneth Paltrow went out for dinner the other night. Nicole Richie was there. Gwen Stefani was there. That’s all the paps managed to get. Later on though, G, Nicole, and Gwen posted a group photo to their social media accounts. Naomi Watts was also there. And Stella McCartney. And half of My Obsession, Sam Taylor-Johnson. Full Story

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“I am the Scandal”

April 21, 2014 13:53:52 Posted at April 21, 2014 13:53:52
Duana Posted by Duana

Scandal Season 3 Episode 22 recap Look, it had to be big. It had to be hardcore because that’s what we’ve come to expect from Scandal, and because all the people watching who would probably never call themselves thrill-seekers are now smacking their veins, desperate for the next hit of weird twisted family/president/B6-13 shiz to come their way. Full Story

Grab that Kleenex® in style

April 21, 2014 13:48:13 Posted at April 21, 2014 13:48:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan’s miscarriage

April 21, 2014 13:22:05 Posted at April 21, 2014 13:22:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The politically correct thing to say here is that it’s so sad that Lindsay Lohan had to go through a miscarriage. Because no one wants to come off as the c-nt who didn’t believe Lindsay Lohan when she said on the final episode of her OWN docu-series that the reason she’d missed two weeks of shooting because she lost her baby. Full Story

Who Run The World?

April 21, 2014 12:45:33 Posted at April 21, 2014 12:45:33
Duana Posted by Duana

Game Of Thrones Season 3 Episode 3 recap Not girls, necessarily, but did you notice how they were at the centre of every single plot? Westeros is filled with powerful men, but it’s the women – right down to Gilly – who have the most going on in every situation.   The other notable thing about this episode was that the stories started and ended – more vignettes than overlapping stories. Full Story

April 21, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 21, 2014 12:35:18 Posted at April 21, 2014 12:35:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Nosa in Nigeria – good luck on your interview tomorrow! You’ve been waiting 3 years for this. And working hard. So this is YOUR time. Let me know how it works out. And for Stef who will “Live Below The Line” for 5 days starting April 28 in support of Save The Children – thank you for your story and your blog Full Story

Monday, April 21, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

Serious question: Has Jaime Lannister ever had sex with anyone other than his sister? That’s actually the only question I have for the books.

Duana’s posting the Game Of Thrones recap first thing this morning but what happened before Cersei and Jaime is what, to me, was the best scene of Episode 3: the early education of Tommen Baratheon. It was marvelous, non? The mercenary Tywin is a fictional character. But how many Tywins are there in Hollywood, making kings and queens, discarding one child in favour of the other at the first opportunity, in search of fame and fortune? 

Since we took Friday off for the holiday, Scandal will be recapped today too. And Mad Men. And we’ll catch up with Big G the Bruiser in Australia, see if he beat up any koalas.

Finally, Listen To The Squawking Chicken. I’m heading to New York tonight to begin promoting my book in the United States. Tomorrow, Tuesday, see you at Barnes & Noble at 150 East 86th Street!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

April 17, 2014 20:18:05 Posted at April 17, 2014 20:18:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have a great weekend!

Sasha Finds jumpers in LifeStyle

This beagle is shaming my beagles (Dlisted)

Orange Is The New Black season 2 trailer (Just Jared)

Never heard of this woman but she wants me to notice (The Superficial)

Tom Hiddleston’s Loki hair is back (Pop Sugar)

Princess Kate wore this dress and it sold out and I don’t know why because…boring (Cele|bitchy)

Yeah I’m into blonde Zoe Kravitz (Too Fab)

NO to these jeans (Hollywood Tuna)

Kanye West’s fiancée and Kristen Stewart dress-off (Reality Tea)

I love this preppy shirt on Taylor Swift (Popoholic)

I wish this dress came in a different colour (Go Fug Yourself)

Where’s the married glow?

April 17, 2014 19:39:51 Posted at April 17, 2014 19:39:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Check out Tom Hardy at the premiere of Locke last night in Birmingham. He looks good. Yes. He looks good. But, I dunno, something’s …missing. It’s a glow. It’s something. Right? When Tom Hardy is hot, like super, super hot, there’s a warmth to him that radiates on his face. Full Story

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Top Gun 2 and a new girl for Tom?

April 17, 2014 15:28:38 Posted at April 17, 2014 15:28:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Earlier this week, ScreenRant posted an article about the proposed Top Gun sequel and a possible plot: Drones. He’s the grizzled veteran in a world where pilots are dinosaurs. But wait! Can computers really fly planes and out-maneuver the bogeys? Of course not. Full Story

Sure, she’s dead, I buy that.

April 17, 2014 15:20:28 Posted at April 17, 2014 15:20:28
Duana Posted by Duana
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Vampire Diaries Catchup Part 3: Episodes 14-17 Well this was a convoluted catchup, wasn’t it? I mean, I’m talking purely logistically.  Olympics and breaks and everything else, it was a long time coming.   So maybe it’s for that reason that this run of episodes seems like it has really run out of steam. Full Story