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When Porny’s life was over

January 31, 2013 16:22:14 Posted at January 31, 2013 16:22:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you seen the Jennifer Hudson-Jessica Simpson Weight Watchers commercial? Does it feel like it’s been on a lot lately? The more it’s on, the more I obsess about whether or not they were actually together. They totally weren’t together. Look at how awkward that is -- when they meet on the corner and awkwardly nod, say nothing, and then walk inside. Full Story

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TV Show About a Movie Star Now Becoming a Movie

January 31, 2013 15:51:56 Posted at January 31, 2013 15:51:56
Maria Posted by Maria
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Wenn, Jason Merritt/ Getty

Entourage, like its HBO predecessor Sex and the City, is being turned into a movie. Great, so are the boys going to Abu Dhabi too? Entourage gave us douchebags before douchebags took over reality tv. The show was supposed to be super insider-y, but even someone with a passing interest in pop culture would understand most of the references. Full Story

Beckhams in Paris

January 31, 2013 15:25:15 Posted at January 31, 2013 15:25:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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KCS Presse/ Splash

David Beckham is currently at a hospital in Paris where he’s undergoing physical evaluation, a formality before the announcement -- Becks will play for Paris Saint-Germain, back in Europe to end his career. A press conference will follow shortly. And, as you would expect, already the British are sh-tting on the move as a purely commercial endeavour, for both the club and Becks. Full Story

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January 31, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

January 31, 2013 14:59:39 Posted at January 31, 2013 14:59:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Tina! Happy Birthday! By request, here are a few pretty pictures of Robert Pattinson at the NY premiere of Cosmopolis. And for “Frankie” from Steev -- Happy 30th Birthday! Yes, of course, go get sloppy in Vegas -- it’s the only way. Until then, here are Maxim Lapierre, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Prince, always Prince, to toast your milestone. Full Story

Thursday, January 31, 2013
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Dear Gossips,

30 Rock ends tonight. Most of the time when shows end, they promote it so hard, the ending of it, that by the time it actually ends you’re thrilled that it’s finally ended. Why has the end of 30 Rock seemed so quiet?

“It’s not funny anymore and the last few seasons sucked and it’s about time for it to be over,” rag, rag, rag, rag, rag.

This though is my favourite piece, so far, on the series finale, honouring a show that, well, wasn’t considered “successful” enough to leave a legacy. That’s...actually kind of OK. Tonight it will be Tina Fey > Mimi. Although last night, because I was packing, I totally forgot about Mimi’s American Idol. Until Lo messaged me with this photo -- see below. For shame! Why would anyone prioritise travel preparation over Mimi? I turned on the DVR immediately to watch Mimi turn every contestant tragedy into an opportunity to talk about the adversities she’s been able to overcome.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Mimi’s mid-week exposure

January 30, 2013 22:14:33 Posted at January 30, 2013 22:14:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dave Spencer/ Splash

I don’t know. I don’t care. It doesn’t matter. Just look. Look at our Mimi in New York today wearing... a sports bra and a long skirt under a leather jacket. Heels, of course. While a security guard holds her hand. It was a good day.  Full Story

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Katie’s on a losing streak

January 30, 2013 21:19:37 Posted at January 30, 2013 21:19:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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As you know, poor ticket sales forced the premature cancellation of Katie Holmes’s Dead Accounts on Broadway. It’s now also confirmed that Holmes & Yang, her fashion collection that debuted at NY Fashion Week in September, will not be shown at NY Fashion Week next month. No reason was given but, well, you remember what the first one looked like, non? Click here Full Story

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I love Lindsay Lohan’s new lawyer

January 30, 2013 20:01:49 Posted at January 30, 2013 20:01:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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All Access Photo/ Splash, DAVID MCNEW/ Getty

If you watched the Lindsay Lohan court proceedings this morning you understand this - why Mark Heller, her lawyer now, might be your, our new favourite person. Yes. Because of the (maybe fake?) Louis Vuitton briefcase. Yes. Because of the time he tried to bro-down with the judge like they were homies in New York before she told him “Flattery won’t get you anywhere in this court”. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

January 30, 2013 19:48:28 Posted at January 30, 2013 19:48:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Making LeAnn Rimes look a little less crazy: stupid, stupid, stupid (Dlisted)

As IF Kanye West’s girlfriend’s baby will ever step to the Blue Ivy Carter (Too Fab)

Miley’s exhibitionist yoga (The Superficial)

What is the advantage of putting Kate Bosworth on the cover of a magazine? (Just Jared)

Justin Bieber’s one time hookup gets the Terry treatment (Hollywood Tuna)

Clive Owen prefers Europe over award season (Pop Sugar)

Dakota Fanning sounds like she’s learning the celebrity script (Cele|bitchy)

Megan Fox looks really elongated here (Evil Beet Gossip)

Selena’s back selfie (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jesus. This may be the worst “90s cute” to awful, like, EVER (Hollywood PQ)
 

The erudite divorce

January 30, 2013 18:59:23 Posted at January 30, 2013 18:59:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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ROBYN BECK/ Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Nick Laham/ Vince Bucci/ Gavin Lawrence/ Getty

I don’t know what that is but I’m sure Ashley Judd would be able to tell me. It is sad, of course, when a marriage ends. Sometimes when a marriage ends, it’s also smug. Not us, but them. Ashley Judd and Dario Franchitti announced their separation yesterday. They released this statement which she ostensibly wrote herself because she is so erudite: "We have mutually decided to end our marriage. Full Story

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Nicholas Hoult joins Twitter

January 30, 2013 17:35:30 Posted at January 30, 2013 17:35:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, All Access Photo, Kevin Winter/ Getty

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???? This was my reaction last night when Sarah messaged me that Nicholas Hoult had joined Twitter. She thought I was screaming about Jennifer Lawrence’s fans taunting him pretty much the minute he posted his first message. Frankly that made me happy. Full Story

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The Pippy Grammys

January 30, 2013 17:03:46 Posted at January 30, 2013 17:03:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Splash

Confirmed this morning -- Justin Timberlake will return to the Grammys on February 10 after a four year absence. You say Beyonce makes everything about her? Justin Timberlake makes everything about him. It’s become the Pipsqueak Grammy Awards now. And....I don’t mind. At the Oscars? I mind, unless he’s hosting. Full Story

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Justified 4.4: “You say one more word about chickens, I’m going to shoot you again”

January 30, 2013 16:48:52 Posted at January 30, 2013 16:48:52
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Justified, Season 4, Episode 4 recap. It’s time to find out just how badly Hot Lindsey has f*cked up with Raylan after allegedly running off with her ex-con ex-husband, Randall, with Raylan’s moonlighting money stuffed down her bra. Deputy Brooks is assuming the worst -- that Hot Lindsey was working Raylan all along, but Raylan doesn’t want to think that. Full Story