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Carpets & Candids: Dania’s hideous dress
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When I first saw Dania Ramirez in The Sopranos, I paid attention. In Entourage too. A friend of mine called me straight after he watched Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s forgettable Premium Rush one night on iTunes and was all over me about her. But that Dania Ramirez is not the Dania Ramirez wearing this dress. Full Article
Carpets & Candids: Connie’s blue ruffle
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This is our woman, Connie Britton. You know this. There is nothing but love here at LaineyGossip.com for Connie Britton. Which is why this ruffle dress, 10 seasons too late, is beneath her. Come on. Full Article
Carpets & Candids: Elisabeth’s pink dress
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I like Elisabeth Moss’s new blonde hair. I hate this pink dress. Hate the colour, hate the style, hate the material, and I want to punch those f-cking shoes. Are they Jimmy Choo? I don’t even have to look, I bet you they’re Jimmy Choo. Because I hate Jimmy Choo too. Full Article
Carpets & Candids: Lizzy’s orange mess
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I love Lizzy Caplan. It makes me sad that Lizzy Caplan, style-wise, is trying to be Zooey Deschanel. WHY? It’s annoying on Zooey Deschanel. On Lizzy, it’s a... mess. Jesus Christ, look at those shoes. She deserves better. Full Article
Carpets & Candids: Toni’s terrible makeup
Love her. How long has it been since you last watched Muriel’s Wedding? How is it that it came out almost 20 years ago!? Since I’m a fan then, this hurts me to say. But Toni Collette’s makeup here is heinous. I don’t know if it’s the harsh lighting or whatever, but this is not a good look. Full Article
Carpets & Candids: Samantha’s heinous shoes
I am horrified by these shoes. They’re vile. They’re so vile, Nicole Kidman’s white Diors may not even help. Is this a baby girl striptease?! Do not understand. At all. Full Article
Carpets & Candids: Kerry in yellow satin
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Really disappointing, especially at the CFDA Awards. I mean, it’s Kerry. Who we can usually count on to be interesting. And this is ...not only not interesting but also, it’s pageant fabric. And there’s a prom and princess party happening at the back that I can’t get with. Full Article
Carpets & Candids: JLO’s pink peep-toes
I am generally not into peep-toes. Sandals are sandals, pumps are pumps. Peep-toes to me are like the El Camino of shoes. But that’s just me. I understand that peep-toes are considered stylish. Mostly. A bootie peep-toe? Sasha has mentioned the cut-out trend for shoes this year. I can handle it better on the sides. Full Article
Carpets & Candids: Emma’s first two Cannes dresses
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Boring. In fact, the two-piece wine coloured dress with feather trim for The Bling Ring photo call is a major letdown. Those chest darts don’t work on that f-cking material I hate so much. And then it was a plain black shift for the presser. Fine. Maybe she’s saving up for the tapis rouge. Full Article
Carpets & Candids: Lucy’s off-the-shoulder and bad shoes
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Lucy Liu’s spectacular showing at the Golden Globes in January is still in the running for my best of 2013 – click here for a refresher – so I’m pretty disappointed in this totally medium off-the-shoulder dress she wore yesterday, and VERY disappointed about these horrible shoes. Full Article
Carpets & Candids: Hayden P’s bandage and hair
It’s 2013. Are celebrities still wearing bandage dresses? This, here, is one night in Vegas. And the shoes are tragic. Shame too because I love the hair. Of course I do. It’s a braid. Full Article
Carpets & Candids: Pippa’s heinous pants
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On Zoe Saldana? Maybe. Maybe they could work. If styled properly, it’s not impossible. But Pippa Middleton, as we’ve seen too many times, has sh-t style. So no, holy f-ck, these don’t work. Full Article
Carpets & Candids: Kerry can’t save
Kerry Washington can make a lot of mediocre sh-t work. But not even she can save this dress. The problem: it’s SO cheap. It might cost a lot, but it’s SO cheap. It’s $49.99, tops. And if you buy it for any more than that, you’re wasting your money. Full Article
Carpets & Candids: Connie in blue lace
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Purple? Blue? Whatever it is, I don’t care for it. But that might be very personal. Lace is often not my thing. This is Temperley. Which means Pippa Middleton would be all over it. Which is why I don’t want to see my beloved Tami Taylor in it. There’s simply no imagination. Full Article