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Hot Hugh and the Old Lady

November 10, 2008 09:29:33 Posted at November 10, 2008 09:29:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Catherine Zeta Jones claims she’s only 39, younger than Sharon Stone. And Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman. Believe her? Everyone is younger than Gran. But Sharon and Zeta must be at least the same age, non? Here’s Zeta with that hot beast Hugh Jackman last night at a fundraiser. She’d lie through her teeth and tell you otherwise but Hugh compared to that geriatric fart she married? No wonder she’s looking a little flushed. Full Story

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Who got a peel?

October 2, 2008 06:53:17 Posted at October 2, 2008 06:53:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some are calling it bad bronzer or poorly applied foundation. To me her skin looks raw. Like it’s been scrubbed. Has that Renee Zellweger quality about it, you know? Either way, someone’s losing their job today. Whoever was assigned the unfortunate task of doing Zeta’s makeup will be fired. Full Story

She’s married to him

September 22, 2008 13:59:15 Posted at September 22, 2008 13:59:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Catherine Zeta Jones is. Hate to be bitch (actually no I don’t) but if I looked like CZJ, it would greatly distress me every night to have my supple body, that classic face, those pouty lips tied to this for the rest of his life. I know love is more than skin and bones…but can love make lust for skin and bones? This is Michael Douglas, thin skin and oldy bones in New York for the ringing of the Peace Bell at the UN on Friday. Full Story

Asian Eyes?

April 29, 2008 11:31:00 Posted at April 29, 2008 11:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Check out Catherine Zeta-Jones shooting in New York today on location for The Rebound. Call me Cruise but her eyes look like they’ve had an Asian lift. Matter of a fact, her face looks remarkably fresh – almost 10 years younger. Beautiful. Is she simply well rested… or did she get a referral from Madonna and Demi Moore? Photos from Splashnewsonline.com Full Story

Without Michael

March 10, 2008 15:37:00 Posted at March 10, 2008 15:37:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What a waste. A woman who looks like this reduced to old lady diamonds and ball gowns every time she steps out with her man. Does Zeta have a face or what? Gorgessity. Work done, yes. But gorgessity all the same. At the Australian premiere of Death Defying Acts today, Zeta looks freshly waxed, in more ways than one, and easily 10 years younger than her usual vibe whenever the geriatric is around. Full Story

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Geriatric Sex

November 7, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rosie O’Donnell and Roseanne Barr teamed up onstage last night at the New York Comedy Festival and both brought their bitches! I love mean Rosie. Mean crazy Rosie is even better. But it was Roesanne who had the best lines: On Catherine Zeta Jones:“No one wants to f*ck an old man, especially for four hours. Full Story

Grandpa’s Last Stab

August 21, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 21, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Check out Catherine Zeta Jones and her geriatric husband Michael Douglas yesterday at the premiere of his upcoming King of California in which he plays a crazy person released from a mental hospital who convinces his daughter Evan Rachel Wood to go digging for Spanish gold underneath the local Costco. Full Story

Is this Wonky?

July 26, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 26, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look at her. Catherine Zeta Jones is a Goddess. Her face, those lips, that overbite, the body, the hair, and the most perfect nose…all of it, the most wonderful package wasted on Michael Douglas. Sigh. Check her out, gorgessity all over NYC on promo for No Reservations (which I hear sucks large donkey ass), from Martha to Letterman to the red carpet, looking divine each time. Full Story