Gisele and the parental hand-off

August 13, 2012 19:36:10 Posted at August 13, 2012 19:36:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer-Griffin

Click here if you missed the pictures last week of Gisele Bundchen visiting Tom Brady at Patriots’ training camp with Ben and Jack. On Saturday she was seen packing up with the boys on their way to the airport. Brady did not travel with them. I guess that means Gisele’s the one who delivers Jack back to Bridget Moynahan? It’s so... civilised.

The cynical response to this is that she probably sends Jack home to his mother via security or nanny. I guess. But Gisele is such a crusader when it comes to Mother Sanctimony, I feel like she’d make it a point of handing him off herself. And she’d make it all about sacrifice too. In the best interests of our son Jack, look how gracious I am, the mature and loving stepmother. 

Though I am not a mother, I am a petty bitch. That would infuriate me. And you cannot defend against a move like that.