Ed Westwick arrived in Sydney today looking rough from a long flight. Even he looks like he can’t stand himself. And that chest hair. And those pants. And his wee-ness. And those boots. Disgusting. I want him. Westwick just celebrated his 23rd birthday on Sunday. Not sure if Jessica Szohr was with him. Full Story

Nine months ago I wrote an article about how all the Hollywood boys were styling themselves the same way. Click here for a refresher. 2010 appears to be all about short and clean where the Hair Club for Boys is concerned. Perhaps they’re all trying to distance themselves from Justin Bieber. Full Story

Ed Westwick arrived at LAX yesterday and totally stroked my quiver. He’s disgusting. And it’s hot that way. Not to be confused with Jacek’s HateF-ck either. A HateF-ck and a ShameF-ck are two totally different beasts. I don’t hate Ed Westwick. Full Story

But no one believes her. When I saw them together last month at the Chateau Marmont, he did seem really into her. They make a disgustingly attractive couple. And although they keep f-cking around with her makeup and her hair and her clothes on Gossip Girl, Jessica is GORGEOUS. But according to Page Six Full Story

I watched the first season of Heroes. Liked it but didn’t love it. And then it sucked the 2nd season. And now I just don’t care. And from what I understand a lot of other people don’t care either. Ratings are down, the buzz is over, and more importantly, Hayden P isn’t cool anymore. Full Story

You’ve blocked it out, haven’t you? My Shamef-ck showed up at Teen Choice in August shamef-cking me to hell in his rolled up jeans and no socks and loafers, puckering his lips and posing like a cross dressing private school punk ballerina stuck inside a music box, what? I don’t know what. Full Story

Trip skeeves me out in a way that I haven’t been skeeved in a long, long time. When he made to cry, I almost became a cutter. He’s well cast then, I suppose. So now it’s Gossip Girl meets the Kennedy Family? My friend LB brought up a good point: Jackie Kennedy would NEVER have confronted Marilyn. Full Story

We were about to call it on Gossip Girl. Then we had to suspend the chats because Michelle went to Italy forever and Duana went to Austin forever and I went nowhere and suddenly, after 3 missed episodes, the show surged. Coincidence or conspiracy? Thank you for your emails (and some demands) wondering about our recaps. Full Story

The episodes keep getting more pointless and ridiculous and this time there was no dress porn. No joy at all. Also Vanessa’s moral spray came back and sucked the happiness out of everyone. We were forced to care about Tripp, we continued to marvel at how Jenny doesn’t matter, we wondered why an 18 year is all of a sudden David Plouffe, and Robert Pattinson should sue Patrick Roberts for being too short and gross. Full Story

It was hyped as the boy on boy kiss episode but in the end there wasn’t enough tongue. There wasn’t enough anything. Actually no, there was too much Vanessa. Always too much Vanessa. And that hair. Sigh. Has our show left us? Why are Blair and Chuck middle aged? Why is he her life coach? It’s getting so bad even Dan is almost tolerable. Full Story

You know it’s trouble when Chuck walks around saving people and being nice and sh-t and…giving massages. Where’s the bad? Not bad crazy but bad bad. Georgina’s bad has become Single White Female. Doesn’t count at all. The lack of bad means an increase in suck. Gossip Girl has sucked all season. Full Story

Like she can go missing for entire episodes at a time… doesn’t matter. Taylor Momsen conveniently forgets about this when she talks about how university isn’t important  Full Story

Hate. Her. The purpose of Vanessa on this show is to be an irritant. The purpose of Dan on this show is to suck. Last night’s Gossip Girl featured so much irritating suckage from both Vanessa and Dan, and no irritating suckage from Jenny at all. Taylor Momsen absent from an entire episode. Here she is in New York today, Lindsay Lohan’s protégé, trying to be useful. Full Story

My friends and I occasionally play the game of “If I were to get a tattoo, it would be a…” I once made the mistake of saying I wanted a mermaid tattoo, to which I was laughed right out of the room. I blame Madison for that one. I mean, seeing Darryl Hannah unfurl her tail in that bathtub scene in Splash had me re-enacting that for weeks. Full Story