As you know, Jennifer Aniston is an investor in a hair care company called Living Proof. I think her longtime hairstylist Chris McMillan cut a deal on this situation too because they just did a Marie Claire interview together and the pimping for the Living Proof product line is pretty extra. The subject, naturally, is Jen’s hair, her second most famous claim to fame, after her marriage to Brad Pitt. Full Story

Battle at the newsstand this weekend... Baby bumps vs Wedding Slumps! A Princess vs America’s Sweetheart! Just... Ignore the right half of the US Weekly cover. Let’s start there. US Weekly has new details on the final days of Catherine of William’s pregnancy. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston presented to Jimmy Kimmel at the Spike TV Guys Choice Awards this weekend with her hair styled fake Skrillex which means the MiniVan Majority can start doing it now. Also, as you can see, her shoe game still sucks. While on stage, Jen dropped a few jokes at Jimmy’s expense: "Jimmy what a year you've had. Full Story

I really liked Lake Bell in What Happens In Vegas. She and Rob Cordry cracked me up. Still...I never thought I’d spend money on Lake Bell exclusive photos. But there’s a lot going on here that’s worth a look. First, obviously, since it’s a wedding... The dress. It’s Marchesa. Full Story

When they presented together at the Oscars, Jennifer Aniston and Channing Tatum, I tweeted that that was an instant rom-com. Call her Kate, call him Jack, you don’t even need a screenplay. And they have something else in common now too. What’s the signature mark of a Channing Tatum movie? Forget Matthew McConaughey, Channing Tatum always takes his shirt off. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston is co-hosting the Ellen DeGeneres Show today. This was surprising to me. Because it’s not like she has a movie to promote. And she’s big enough of a star that she can afford to be more sparing with her time anyway even when she does have something to promote...although when you get into the “lifestyle” game, all those rules must change. Full Story

So... if you’re Jennifer Aniston, and someone had tipped you off about Her announcement, would you, understanding that the story would dominate headlines, and, knowing that in some ways she’s inextricably linked to Them forever, would you play it low key for a few days? Or would you say, whatever, f-ck it, I’m not changing my schedule. Full Story

Am I colour blind? That’s brown, right? The bag is brown. And she has it in black too. It’s Tom Ford. It is, as Sasha noted last year, 4 Gs. And she has two of them, Jennifer Aniston. Jen was in New York this weekend with fiancé Justin Theroux. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston was in New York yesterday to promote her Living Proof hair care line. Can we just sidebar about how annoying this is, how brands are so inconsistent with the capitalisation of the letters in their names? The “p” in Proof is not capitalised in the step-and-repeat behind her. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston and SELF Magazine celebrated her yoga instructor Mandy Ingber’s new book yesterday in LA. Jen wore a short black dress, no surprise, and ugly shoes, no surprise. Jen’s best friend Courteney Cox, who appears to be turning into Teri Hatcher, was also at the event. Courteney posed for photos with a lot of other people, and so did Jen, including Kate Beckinsale, with whom they both posed together, but separately, and . Full Story

Jennifer Aniston taped an appearance on Ellen yesterday that will air today. They talked about that imaginary Friends reunion and Matthew Perry, who’ll be co-hosting Ellen’s show with Ellen in a few days, prompting Jen to, rather disingenuously, offer to do the same. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston last night at the Lifetime Call Me Crazy premiere. She wore shorts. And a strapless Dior tuxedo bustier that’s either too big, or not cut very well. This is not flattering. And, God, if you’re wearing it up, have the balls to wear it ALL UP. This is so wedding hair to me I can’t stand it. Full Story

Look. We all want a wedding-off. A Brange vs JJ wedding-off is GREAT for Gossip. But since the story comes from the UK Sun-- that Brange applied for a marriage licence and want to marry around the same time as Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux -- there’s no way we can believe it, because it’s bullsh-t. Full Story

This is not the first time Chelsea Handler has publicly sh-t on Angelina Jolie. She’s called her a f-cking c-nt, she’s called her a homewrecker, she’s good for it every time. And she’s asked about it every time. If I were interviewing her for etalk, I would ask her too. Because she always delivers. Full Story