About a month ago I posted this article noting that Lindsay Lohan was starting to resemble Denise Richards. Now she’s getting dumped for Denise Richards. By the World Music Awards. Which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Full Story

Jesse Metcalfe – heard of him? Probably not. A jerk off of sizable proportions. Like… TOTAL dickhead. So anyway, turns out he’s an alcoholic. And now he’s in rehab. And his publicist wanted you to know. But just in case you didn’t know, the hardworking rep went the extra mile to tell you why you should know. Full Story

In Vegas over the weekend. Now don"t get me wrong - she"s a gorgeous, gorgeous girl. But a girl this gorgeous has no business getting stuck in beauty pageant hell. The hair, the dress, the "world peace" smile - Miss Teen USA? Maybe. Miss MTV TRL??? Absolutely f&cking NOT!!! And Ew. Don"t get me started on Jesse Metcalfe. Full Story

On the heels of today"s Page 6 revelation that Cruise"s fellow crazies were responsible for rigging a recent Parade poll on his popularity, or lack thereof, I thought I"d share with you some insider gossip originating from the magazine community in NYC. Full Story

Have you seen 40 days and 40 nights? Sh*tty movie, sh*tty actor, fine piece of hotness. Too bad he has sucked donkey ass ever since. But. Hooking up with ScarJo doesn"t hurt. And releasing a dark new movie called Lucky Number Slevin co-starring a number of respectable actors isn"t a bad move either. Full Story

OK, let’s have it out once and for all. My guess is he's gay. You want evidence? I’ll give you evidence. How about the makeup? Check. How about the perfectly groomed soul patch – for just a hint of laughable manly man machismo? Check. And the meticulously plucked eyebrows?? Check, check, check. Full Story