Almost everything I’ve read on Twitter or Facebook today begins with the line “To My American Friends…” and is followed by some instruction on voting smart, or voting for the right guy, or voting at all. We have some envy here, is what you need to know.  Canadian elections are…not like yours. Full Story

As reported yesterday American Idol is apparently negotiating with Nicki Minaj to replace Steven Tyler. The people who run American Idol obviously don’t know my Mimi. Here’s what I wrote in the original post yesterday - click here for a refresher - in response to the news: Did they even consult with Mimi? Never mind the actual show, how will they even get through the seating arrangement process? Does Mimi seem to you like she plays well with girls? Girls who are younger than she is? And mouthy ones who like to stunt as much as the Minaj? TMZ Full Story

On Wetten Dass in Germany the other day...Lenny Kravitz looks thoroughly depressed that a girl as gorgeous as Jessica Biel can be so f-cking boring. You see how he seems much more engaged when talking to everyone, ANYONE, else? There are a couple of shots involving Shelfy that totally crack me up. More on the way, and then a post about the food thing. Full Story

We are just about 5 months away from The Hunger Games movie in March. So far it’s been one step forward, one step back, particularly as it relates to casting. Lionsgate has released 8 character posters to start building momentum. There’s a lot of photoshopping and skin doctoring happening here. And still, I don’t hate it. Full Story

And me. All of us. And it’s not just the boots, you know. It’s the entire outfit. Which is a really, really cute outfit. You just don’t notice the rest because the boots, well, they’re obviously the piece de resistance. The wedge, the shape of the toe, how they stop at exactly the right spot below the knee – it’s a great, great look, one that only he and Prince can pull off. Full Story

On a date with Denzel and Lenny. They hit up the Laker game together for a man date. Yeah. Wouldn’t you like to tag along? Lenny Kravitz is currently featured in Precious. Have you seen Precious? Please say you’ve seen Precious. Precious is up for several Oscars on Sunday including Best Picture. Full Story

Tits out, ass out, Mimi heaved her cheese onto the carpet the other night at the New York premiere of Precious enveloped in a cloud of butterfly love and bunny rabbit affection. Mimi tottered over to the event wrapped around her husband Nick Cannon and the two proceeded to slather the press with a thick layer of Velveeta as Mimi, in exceptionally great spirits, perhaps due to the fact that Mo’Nique has decided to piss away Full Story

Britney was supposed to shoot a video montage for Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet tour yesterday but due to set delays the shoot will take place today instead. Just as well…the technical glitch gave her a chance to get her hair fixed. And it almost looks real. Here’s Britney all smiles and in great spirits leaving the salon yesterday, clearly chuffed about having Madge on her side. Full Story

Those of you who’ve been reading a long time know the green hat thing. It’s a Chinese thing. We don’t wear green hats. A man wearing a green hat is basically announcing to the world he’s been cuckolded. And curiously enough, amid all the Alex Rodriguez rumours swirling this week, Guy Ritchie stepped out of Madonna’s New York apartment wearing a green hat yesterday. Full Story