Man Language

October 26, 2007 13:33:22 Posted at October 26, 2007 13:33:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Three couples, three photos, three interpretations…

First – Jay Z and Diddy at the Black Ball with some awkward ass tension buzzing between them. Is it just me? Is it because Diddy has rapidly fallen to the B List while the Jigga Man’s stature remains lofty, in spite of the fact that he’s being snickered at by coming out of retirement and about to release a new album? Indeed, Jay has the power and all Diddy has is a new cheap ass fragrance for women called Unforgivable. As you can see, he looks like a rapist in the ad.

Next – Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora getting’ down together last night. I’m not a big fan of JBJ but this picture kinda made me hot. Two men with lots of hair grindin’ up on each other and dripping sweat… a little quiver there, non?

Finally – two legends sharing scenes for only the second time…Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro are working on a new film called Righteous Kill, their first since the brilliant Heat in which they were on screen together for only one wicked exchange that saw both bring their A games. You could practically see their penises on the table. Righteous Kill is Oscar bait for sure, although oftentimes those are the films that flop the hardest.

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