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Thursday, July 2, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

US Weekly gave Canadians two gifts yesterday for Canada Day. We’ll get to Rachel McAdams and Taylor Kitsch later. Let’s start with Mimi. Always Mimi. It’s 25 Things You Didn’t Know About Me, the Mimi Edition. Here are my favourites:

2. I have an extreme aversion to overhead lighting. In my opinion, elevator lighting is toxic!

No one knows more about lighting than Mimi. This is a fact.

10. I dislocated my shoulder two years ago, and it was the worst pain I’ve ever experienced. I had to wear a glove for a while because it affected my hand as well. Thanks to physical therapy, I’m finally glove-free!

How is this a new thing? WE KNOW. EVERYONE KNOWS!!!

21. I started beauty school in the 11th grade, and a year later I was officially a beauty school dropout.

How is this a new thing? WE KNOW. EVERYONE KNOWS!!! Because she repeats it in every single interview.

15. Time is irrelevant to me. I never wear a watch.

This is why the minimum wait time for Mimi is 3 hours. It’s gotten to the point now that if you have to wait less than 3 hours for Mimi to show up at an interview, you’ve failed at your job.

Click here to read the full list. What gets me is how obvious it is that Mimi thinks of herself as a mystery. The Elusive Chanteuse, indeed.

In other Mimi news, they let her walk down the stairs on James Packer’s yacht with only ONE assistant yesterday. And look. Look what happened, you fools. She stumbled. How hard could it be to install one of those stair lift on the boat? This could be Mimi!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Mimi’s ongoing holiday

June 30, 2015 22:23:00 Posted at June 30, 2015 22:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Splash News, AKM-GSI

Tomorrow is Canada Day. As you know, Mimi is my favourite way to leave for holiday. Mimi is still on holiday. With James Packer. I feel like this trip is longer than the time she actually spent on consecutive Vegas shows. Remember when Mimi was committed to a Vegas residency? That’s not the priority anymore, obviously. Full Story

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Mimi can walk when she’s in love?

June 26, 2015 20:00:39 Posted at June 26, 2015 20:00:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Welllll…she can walk when she’s working towards a proposal. Check out Mimi and James Packer holding hands in Portofino. Note that she’s on cobblestone! And she doesn’t have 6 bodyguards holding her up! It’s just Packer…because, and I know my girl, she wants you to know and see that he’s man enough to handle her, all by himself. Full Story

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Mimi is pre-engaged

June 24, 2015 21:18:28 Posted at June 24, 2015 21:18:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

TMZ is reporting that Mimi and James Packer, who’ve basically only been together for a week, like actually just a week, are already talking about marriage. First of all…what did I tell you yesterday? Click here Full Story

Tuesday, June 23, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

As we all know now, Mimi is dating Australian billionaire James Packer who, obviously, has enough money and resources to woo her. But it’s not just about what you can buy for Mimi. With Mimi it has to be about the show too.

This is why she and Nick Cannon had to renew their vows every year when they were (happily) married. Mimi expects to be exalted. And the other night, Packer demonstrated this on his boat. According to TMZ, Packer hosted a party the other night off the coast of Sardinia. Oh, you know, just off the coast of Sardinia, no big. Apparently the only music they played the entire night was Mimi’s. Just Mimi songs to feed her ego, and her heart.

But remember, Mimi (allegedly) made Nick wait until they were wife and husband before she’d have sex with him. So. You know. It might be a lot of handholding and petting unless Packer puts up that ring. Some of you don’t believe it. Some of you don’t think it can happen, holding off until the wedding.

Remember, this is Mimi. And as Dean pointed out a long time ago:

“Mariah sexy” is not human sexy, so it’s still really hard to picture her actually fornicating. Whether it’s the Shake it Off video where she’s naked in a rose petal filled bathtub or alluding to a Naval gangbang, like in the Honey video, Mariah’s sexuality is just never that believable. It always seems too Sex and Romance 101, like she’s copying the ideas out of a Danielle Steele novel.

Think about it. Sex requires movement. Can you picture Mimi moving?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Mimi’s in love again!

June 22, 2015 21:02:12 Posted at June 22, 2015 21:02:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I had to save this for last today. Because Mimi would approve. Love and joy and “festive” news should always be at the top of the page. Mimi has a new boyfriend. And he’s a billionaire! TMZ broke the news this weekend that Mimi is now dating Australian billionaire James Packer. Full Story

Tuesday, June 2, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

Um. Excuse me. Did we know that Mimi is on Match.com! That totally deserves an interrobang. (Thanks Duana)

According to PEOPLE, Mimi collaborated with Match to premiere the video for Infinity, featuring Jussie Smollett. In the “In Her Own Words” section of her profile, she quotes her lyrics to Dreamlover. Under “Sports & Exercise” she lists swimming and yoga. Swimming?

Oh, you mean the time she got into the pool in a black floor length gown?

Also, she calls herself a “social drinker”. Right. Note also that one of the photos she’s using is of her pouring champagne in one of her dressing rooms (taken from a scene in the video which, obviously, is full of amazing).

Click here to view Mimi’s full profile. It’s a blessing. She’s blessed us. Again.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Social Media, Tuesday May 26, 2015

May 26, 2015 20:20:59 Posted at May 26, 2015 20:20:59
Maria Posted by Maria
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Noam Galai/ Paul Zimmerman/ Getty Images

Mindy Kaling and B.J. Novak are not writing a tell-all – but it will tell some, right? Thanks for asking about the book @bjnovak & I are working on! It's not a tell-all, sadly. I can say it's going to be really funny and cool.. — Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) May 26, 2015 Full Story

Mimi reclined

May 25, 2015 16:02:56 Posted at May 25, 2015 16:02:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

There was a great article about Mimi over the weekend at The Daily Mail. Damion Young used to be Mimi’s best friend. He started off as her producer. Then he just became her +1 for everything. They’ve since fallen out. But now he’s giving interviews to tabloids about what life was like at her side. Full Story

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Smutty Social Media, Friday May 22, 2015

May 22, 2015 19:00:31 Posted at May 22, 2015 19:00:31
Maria Posted by Maria
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Timur Emek/ Mike Marsland/ Tony Barson/ Kevin Tachman/ amfAR15

Page Six is reporting that Naomi Campbell is having a huge birthday party in France this weekend, to dovetail with the film festival. The usual suspects – Diddy, Leo, billionaires – will be in play. When asked for a comment, her publicist told Page Six Full Story

Mimi & Dumbo

May 20, 2015 20:47:52 Posted at May 20, 2015 20:47:52
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Mimi was at Disneyland yesterday. And I'm at Disneyland right now. I f-cking missed her! My flight didn't get in in time. And you know what I could have seen? I could have seen Mimi riding Dumbo. Look at this picture. Look at her joy. Look at her flying around in circles on an elephant at the happiest place in the world. Full Story

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Butterfly on a butterfly stage

May 7, 2015 19:54:47 Posted at May 7, 2015 19:54:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, R Chiang/ Ronin 47/ Splash News

Mimi kicked off her Vegas residency last night. And look at the stage… BUTTERFLY WINGS. Our butterfly comes flying out of butterfly wings! Well… “Flying” might not be the right word. Our butterfly doesn’t actually fly. Instead, our butterfly, according to the New York Times review of the show, is “wheeled” out, several times. Full Story

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