Never not pregnant

January 7, 2010 10:11:00 Posted at January 7, 2010 10:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I tweeted the following yesterday:

Is Mark Wahlberg’s wife never NOT pregnant?


Because for real, she’s pregnant, like, all the time. It’s remarkable fertility.

Anyway, so many people Twitter replied at me with sentiments similar to the following:

If I was his wife I would be pregnant all the time too! He’s hot!

I don’t know if getting it from Marky Mark a couple of times a year makes up for having to carry that load around for 9 months EVERY YEAR. And then having it attached to your breast for the first six months, crying all night, while your tits get sore from the suckling, not to mention whatever it is that happens down there. Don’t worry. I know. I have friends who are honest with me, who love motherhood and their children, but don’t paint the process like it’s some kind of heavenly experience.

So really? Are you sure that’s your answer?

I’m down with the ACT of getting pregnant by Mark Wahlberg but what comes after, well, that is a LOT of children.

Here they are, Mark and Rhea out and about yesterday.


Photos from Wenn.com

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