It is not uncommon for us all to shudder when Jennifer Garner puts on a dress – not on a red carpet, but when she’s running errands, being mom to Violet and Seraphina. If you have no memory of this, please click here. Now you know. The other day, Taupe stepped out in this printed blue and white summery dress and I mentioned to Duana how much I liked it, on standalone, but wondered why on her it looked so bad. Full Story

Maybe I have a sun buzz. Meg Ryan was here in Cannes over the weekend at a photocall for the documentary Countdown to Zero. The trailer is below. Scared the sh-t out of me. Made me want to cry. Meg’s face however doesn’t scare me or make me want to cry like it used to. Have I grown accustomed to it (very possible) or has she geared down on the f-ckery? You decide. Full Story

Meg Ryan is only 3 years older than Sandra Bullock. Only. And yet... This is Meg today at the opening ceremony for Istanbul Fashion Week. It’s like she’s 70 and wearing a wig. This face, those lips, that chin... remember how cute she used to be? I’ve attached a photo for comparison. Full Story

I can’t decide. You decide. It’s Meg Ryan in New York promoting her new film Serious Moonlight first on Regis & Kelly and then at the premiere with director Cheryl Hines and Justin Long. From some angles the work isn’t so scary. From other angles, the work is very, very scary. I loved Meg Ryan. Full Story

Laura just sent me an email: Did you see the new Meg Ryan trailer? The one where she duct tapes her man to a toilet? Unfortunately you don’t really notice the plot because you’re too busy staring at her mangled face. So of course I had to look for it. And no, Laura wasn’t wrong. It’s the preview for Serious Moonlight. Full Story

I thought I should tell you because you might not recognise her. It’s understandable. After all, it’s not like there’s anything natural, or original, about her face anymore. This is Meg Ryan. At the premiere of Serious Moonlight at the Tribeca Film Festival on Friday, her lips expanding to attack her cheeks, her cheeks swollen and taking over her eyes, she looks like Rupert Everett. Full Story

She almost looks like she did 10 years ago. Right? It’s Meg Ryan out and about yesterday, photographed far enough away that you can’t see if she’s updated her cheeks or her lips lately. Oh Meg… why? We were talking about Julia Roberts in the movie star article Full Story

MUUUUUCH better! Remember when Meg Ryan f-cked up her face? And her lips? She’s chilled out on the mangling recently, perhaps seeing the horror that’s become Nicole Kidman. Meg was in Berlin yesterday to promote The Women which tanked big sh-t at the US box office after dismal reviews. So now she’s trying to salvage the film on the European market although chances of that happening are rather remote, considering what’s coming in the following weeks. Full Story

Meg Ryan on the cover of In Style and a new candid interview about her failed marriage and Russell Crowe… As you recall, Meg and Dennis Quaid were married when she embarked on a torrid affair with Russell that led to her divorce. Full Story

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has a frozen sister! Check Meg Ryan last night with Tom Hanks at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame event. Like Nicole, Meg’s once beguiling features have now grotesquely morphed into wax and ice. Meg’s advantage however is that she has good hair. Always has had good hair. Full Story

Between Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and Granny Grease Meg Ryan, I don’t know what’s worse. Meg Ryan showed up at the 18th Annual Courage in Journalism Awards last night not as scary looking as she has in the past but still oddly plumped, like the skin’s been inflated underneath – a grotesque rendering of what was once an extremely appealing face. Full Story