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Dumb title portends more?

January 28, 2010 17:11:09 Posted at January 28, 2010 17:11:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, for months I’ve been bitching about the dumbassness of the title Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps. A trailer has been released online. Don’t really like the way it’s cut but am still kinda intrigued. By Michael Douglas. Shia LaBeouf looks like an infant. And while that scene with Carey Mulligan in her shirt and laptop is totally useless, she does look gorgeous. Full Story

Carey in a gown

November 11, 2009 09:53:07 Posted at November 11, 2009 09:53:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On the Met steps last night shooting a father daughter scene with Michael Douglas and Oliver Stone. Now that’s a gown. And I love the colour. And she is beautiful. And I’m so sorry but am in studio all day for several shoots, and had a deadline on a draft for a major piece and now I’ve run out of time. Full Story

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Gird yourself

October 8, 2009 06:55:59 Posted at October 8, 2009 06:55:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This will be a very immature article. If you’re looking for cerebral content for adults, you should probably skip to the next. But given his wanky ass treatment of his (ex?) girlfriend Carey Mulligan the other night, it totally seems appropriate. Full Story

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Wife & Escort

September 28, 2009 06:59:18 Posted at September 28, 2009 06:59:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones celebrated their birthdays on Friday. He turned 65 and she, um, says she’s 40. Here they are, heading out to celebrate the weekend, with his tourist shirt and crazy old man hair and her chauffeur cap exiting what looks like the lobby of a hotel, it’s like a rich horndog who rang up the escort service for a little transaction Pretty Woman styles. Full Story

She dresses her real age

June 12, 2009 08:38:39 Posted at June 12, 2009 08:38:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Or his age. Supposedly she’s not yet 40. Don’t know anyone who believes this. You? Last night Catherine Zeta Jones accompanied her husband Michael Douglas to the AFI Tribute in his honour. This dress is ok, I guess, for a 60 year old? Like, her mother in law dresses more contemporarily than she does, though I suppose, marrying who she married, Zeta kinda has to age the wardrobe accordingly. Full Story

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Ghosts, Girlfriends, and a Geriatric

April 28, 2009 08:08:17 Posted at April 28, 2009 08:08:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at the Hollywood premiere of The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, also known as How to Lose a Guy in the Fool’s Gold Sahara - Matthew McConaughey brought his baby mother along as costar Taupe Jennifer Garner hit her first carpet since giving birth to 2nd daughter Seraphina. She bores me but she deserves acknowledgement: Taupe did not and has not turned into a size 0 post-pregnancy. Full Story

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Leo Gordon Gekko

April 27, 2009 12:24:01 Posted at April 27, 2009 12:24:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Those of you who only know The Hills probably don’t recognise the name. But once upon a time Oliver Stone made great movies. And one of those great movies was called Wall Street. And the star of Wall Street was Gordon Gekko played by Michael Douglas.Greed is good. He wore his hair signature 80s styles – combslicked back flat to the head. Full Story

Old & Rich

March 6, 2009 09:32:14 Posted at March 6, 2009 09:32:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She goes out of her way to look it, non? Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas yesterday arriving at LAX. As usual Zeta is dressed expensively. And sure, they all are. But with her, it’s almost as though the price tags are still on her garments. Like that coat. That coat is probably the down payment for the townhouse I have eye on. Full Story

Who got a peel?

October 2, 2008 06:53:17 Posted at October 2, 2008 06:53:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some are calling it bad bronzer or poorly applied foundation. To me her skin looks raw. Like it’s been scrubbed. Has that Renee Zellweger quality about it, you know? Either way, someone’s losing their job today. Whoever was assigned the unfortunate task of doing Zeta’s makeup will be fired. Full Story

She’s married to him

September 22, 2008 13:59:15 Posted at September 22, 2008 13:59:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Catherine Zeta Jones is. Hate to be bitch (actually no I don’t) but if I looked like CZJ, it would greatly distress me every night to have my supple body, that classic face, those pouty lips tied to this for the rest of his life. I know love is more than skin and bones…but can love make lust for skin and bones? This is Michael Douglas, thin skin and oldy bones in New York for the ringing of the Peace Bell at the UN on Friday. Full Story

Without Michael

March 10, 2008 15:37:00 Posted at March 10, 2008 15:37:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What a waste. A woman who looks like this reduced to old lady diamonds and ball gowns every time she steps out with her man. Does Zeta have a face or what? Gorgessity. Work done, yes. But gorgessity all the same. At the Australian premiere of Death Defying Acts today, Zeta looks freshly waxed, in more ways than one, and easily 10 years younger than her usual vibe whenever the geriatric is around. Full Story

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Geriatric Sex

November 7, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rosie O’Donnell and Roseanne Barr teamed up onstage last night at the New York Comedy Festival and both brought their bitches! I love mean Rosie. Mean crazy Rosie is even better. But it was Roesanne who had the best lines: On Catherine Zeta Jones:“No one wants to f*ck an old man, especially for four hours. Full Story