There"s a movie I love called Married to the Mob - totally lite Sunday afternoon enjoyment but some of the performances are absolute gold. Like Mercedes Ruehl as the pyschotic possessive mafia wife, kills me every time I watch. So anyway, for many reasons, including Dangerous Liaisons and even Dangerous Minds, and for the quiet way she"s lived her life for the last decade, prioritising children over Hollywood, I adore Michelle Pfeiffer. Full Story

I love the song but have you seen Pip’s video with Scarlett Johansson yet? Click here for the link and my brief review from Friday - as I mentioned then, the first half is hot, the second half is ass. And it’s apparently also offensive – psychiatrically speaking. Full Story

Damn…here’s a shocker. Michelle Williams – another Fashion Week sighting, another super cute outfit, but never forget…bitch doesn’t care about fame, or popularity, and she especially doesn’t want you looking at her ring. Which is why she’s taking pains to hide her hand or obscure it or do anything but draw any attention to it whatsoever. Full Story

Together at Narciso Rodriguez. Not even Rachel Weisz in all her glory can make up for Claire Danes and that smirk. It’s the smirk that’s sealed it for me… Was undecided this morning about the Karma Face but firmly planted in the Still-a-Homewrecker-always-a-Homewrecker corner now. But enough about that tramp…how about Rachel? Oscar’s Supporting Actress coming to the end of her reign, she was the lock last year – is it weird to you that Jennifer Hudson is filling those shoes this time around? And speaking of shoes… Look at these precious babies. Full Story

Remember – she hates her fans, she hates her fan sites, she had her lawyers shut down her fansites – even the ones that ONLY published promo shots of her on red carpets and award shows, not candids, not Mathilda, just occasions where she’s doing her professional duty. Curiously enough, she also doesn’t mind when People Magazine prints the photos – because they’ll never say a word against her, right? But Michelle Williams doesn’t want to be famous right? She doesn’t want you asking about her personal life and she bloody well doesn’t want you thinking about whether or not she secretly married Heath Ledger. Full Story

I’ll admit it…I am a SHAMELESS fan of figure skating – have been for years and I still can’t get past Lipinski beating out Michelle Kwan for gold in Nagano. I don’t dispute it but I do mourn it. But seriously – for any smut addict, figure skating is the perfect sport. The intrigue, the backstabbing, the homewrecking, the catfights, the laughter, the tears, the dance routines – what’s not to love? To say nothing of the outfits? ESPECIALLY the outfits! And you know what’s weird about figure skating when you grow up watching figure skating? For some reason – and this is a mystery worthy of a Ph. Full Story

Oh look! A pappy photo of Michelle Williams on the set of her new movie The Tourist with Hugh Jackman and Ewan McGregor. After threatening a fan site with legal action and forcing it to close down, objecting to its inclusion ONLY of purchased promotional and red carpet images, this picture has shown up on People Online so the question is: Will she sue People too? Somehow I doubt it. Full Story

A week before Christmas, largely unnoticed by international media, Michelle and Heath were back in Australia for his father’s wedding. Here are a few photos – as you can see, Michelle looks lovely…very, very, very thin, but lovely all the same. Lovely … in white. It happens at every wedding, doesn’t it? Some girl, not the bride, inevitably shows up wearing white, and then we all look at each other and roll our eyes and whisper after the ceremony – like, um, didn’t she have anything else to wear??? And yes, obviously it’s absolutely acceptable in certain situations. Full Story

They say they’re not getting married, despite numerous reports that they were seen applying for a marriage license in NYC. Whatever. They also hate you, more specifically, Michelle apparently hates her fans, as I mentioned the other day when I wrote about a fansite being shut down, new details have now emerged – thanks to all of you who sent details – about how she went about muzzling her supporters. Full Story

Source Spotted getting a marriage license in NYC last week prompting speculation that they’ll make it official soon. Maybe a wedding will make him less grumpy. Maybe a wedding will make HER less grumpy. Heard something about Michelle shutting down some fansite or cockblocking said fansite’s ability to honour her, less to do with the fansite itself, but more of a protest against the pappies, and since pappy photos are such an integral part of fansites, she therefore can’t support the fansite which would be totally understandable – her disdain for the celebrity life and all that comes with it – but for that curious little habit of her lover to act like a spoiled Hollywood star whenever it’s convenient, surly when he wants, charming when he wants, enjoying the Happy bonuses inevitably afforded to stars of their stature. Full Story

At the Bond premiere in London. Michelle Yeoh is 44…Michelle Yeoh – work or not – looks better than Demi Moore, and that’s saying A LOT. It’s the Asian thing you know? Whiteys have the eye colour advantage and the crease above the lid and some height advantages too but we have the “delayed aging” attribute – comes in handy especially in showbiz. Full Story

Sure she has her issues, indirectly of course, and she"s probably a bit too thin…but I do love Michelle in various shades of yellow - remember the Oscars? I"m also down with her hair - tacky on someone else, not so much on her, and when she cleans up, she cleans up great. Rare outing on the town last night and in good spirits too - funny how the snarl disappears when grumpy Heath"s not around. Full Story

Thanks to several astute readers including Michelle T for pointing out that the icky looking fella groping Paris Hilton in Vegas this weekend is none other than Cris Angel who, five minutes ago, was dating Minnie Driver – photos from Perezzle. Yet another victim, next another unsuspecting girlfriend scorned by Paris and her flapping lips, ever ready for a new visitor. Full Story

It"s been a long time but well worth the wait, non? Check out Michelle Williams at the Donna Karan event last night - better than we"ve seen her in a while, almost as gorgeous as she was at the Oscars after several weeks of shooting the Bob Dylan movie in Montreal. Rumour has it, she and Heath enjoyed it so much, the privacy, the lack of intrusion, they were toying with the idea of buying a place there, though Brooklyn will always be homebase. Full Story