There was a premiere in Hollywood the other night for a movie called A Resurrection starring Mischa Barton. The trailer is attached below. This is exactly the kind of quality work you expect from Mischa Barton. And she does work steadily. TV movies, slasher films, etc. It’s rent. There was a time though when Mischa Barton, she could have been what Blake Lively has become. Full Story

Yeah yeah, Mischa Barton may or may not be smoking joint in St Tropez on a yacht. This is not fresh. And, obviously, in these circles, with this lifestyle, there is no friendship, no loyalty, no trust. Which explains how these photos came to be. Because these are not pap shots. And if they are pap shots, that pap was straight up invited onto that boat. Full Story

There used to be a time when Mischa Barton could have pulled this off. Picture Sienna Miller, Kate Moss, even Leighton Meester. It doesn’t have so much to do with what Mischa looks like now but with WHO she is now. She’s not much anymore. No show, no jobs, no homes, no prospects, and therefore no steeze. Full Story

Two years ago this past Monday, Mischa Barton bailed on her own red carpet and screwed up our night. As such, we hit the Croisette 2 hours earlier than we had originally intended, during peak evening hours, and I broke my elbow on the way to the bar. Balls. Back then her career was already in the sh-ts but not totally unsalvageable. Full Story

This is surprisingly not about Lindsay Lohan. But it is a surprise why these two aren’t hanging out. It’s not like they haven’t before. Page Six is reporting that Mischa Barton was at the Bar Marmont the other night on her own and f-cked up. Full Story

Embarrassing, non? Mischa Barton showed up at the Make-a-Wish Foundation event yesterday in Santa Monica like we’re still in Season 2 of The OC. We are obviously far from Season 2 of The OC but Mischa clearly can’t stop clinging to the Young Hollywood It reputation that has long since been taken away from her. Full Story

Mischa Barton lightened her hair yesterday. Actually looks a lot better. Has an old Hollywood feel to it. Mischa has been rough, like ROUGH ASS, for weeks. Perhaps this will signal a lift. It’s definitely an improvement. And while it might not get her leading roless, it just might land her a bit part on CSI. Full Story

Well no wonder she had to take a job as a glorified extra on Law & Order SVU – turns out Mischa Barton is being sued for bailing on her rent. Apparently she owes 3 months at $7K a month on an apartment in New York for which she signed a 1 year lease in September. So she’s behind on October, November, and December. Full Story

Remember when Mischa Barton headlined a tv show? Remember when she decided she could make it in film? Remember when she failed in film but turned down a spot on Gossip Girl? Remember when her new series was cancelled after 5 minutes? Remember when she broke my arm Full Story

Not too long ago, Mischa Barton was at the top of every designer’s mailing list. And then she pissed it away. Over and over again. When given a life jacket in the form of Gossip Girl, she turned it down. In favour of movies. Which didn’t come. So Ashton Kutcher offered her a job and we all know The Beautiful Life was canned after only 2 episodes. Full Story

With grand delusions. And they all believe they belong in film. Where does “TV Girl” come from? My snotty bitch Gwyneth Paltrow, of course. When Brad Pitt started dating Jennifer Aniston, she famously referred to her as “that TV girl”. And while television in recent times has provided fertile creative ground and arguably presented more challenging roles for women in entertainment, reflecting a greater diversity and range, still in Hollywood that hierarchy remains. Full Story

Josh Schwartz has to hire one for every series. Right now in Gossip Girl it’s Blake Lively. Michelle, Duana, and I we live chat complain about her monotone all the time. Schwartz’s original pretty girl sh-t actor of course was Mischa Barton. Like, painful. Remember? Glad face, sad face, mad face, same face. Full Story

It’s almost the same dress, non? Tori’s in green, Mischa’s in purple, although sure, Mischa Barton is better looking. But again, most people are, with the exception of Donatella Versace. This post however is not about the assness of KFed Jr’s wife. This post is about the assness of the girl who broke my arm. Full Story

Paris Fashion Week – Christian Dior. Reigning Best Actress and my girl crush Marion Cotillard arrives all subtle gorgessity, the current face of Lady Dior, with the innate French ability to capture a look that suits the moment. She is extraordinary and we must worship her. And look what the D List dragged in. Full Story