Why is Orlando Bloom?

December 2, 2009 06:58:38 Posted at December 2, 2009 06:58:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week he was in Marrakesh with Jennifer Aniston and my Gwyneth for the opening of some hotel. Yesterday he was in Vegas with Rosario Dawson and some other people for the opening of another hotel.

What exactly does Orlando Bloom do?

A perfect candidate for Why Is, non?

Sure he has a few projects up for release according to IMDB but really, when was Orlando Bloom last relevant? Maybe when he almost ran away from that accident? Maybe when he was rumoured to be f-cking Jessica Simpson? Maybe when he was horribly cast in Elizabethtown?

It’s been a long, LONG time. And right now his main claim to fame is on the arm of a crazy beautiful Victoria’s Secret body called Miranda Kerr. Now that is ass backwards. When you’re lesser than a model girlfriend? It’s a slamdunk Why Is.


Photos from Wenn.com

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