Mischa Barton I mean. Every few years or so a new class comes along and replaces the previous. Blake Lively is what Mischa Barton once was ...with a few more prospects. And a better body. Jesus this body. It’s CRAZY. The acting ability though? Well, it’s the same. It’s the ambition that will take Blake farther. Full Story

Because the way she was hardposing and preening on the carpet last night in New York at the premiere of Sherlock Holmes, you’d think she was playing him herself. Lively Breasts needs to show some respect. Look at her. Look at her working that body. It’s a crazy ass body, no lie. But lately that body has been front and centre every time she ventures out in public. Full Story

We were about to call it on Gossip Girl. Then we had to suspend the chats because Michelle went to Italy forever and Duana went to Austin forever and I went nowhere and suddenly, after 3 missed episodes, the show surged. Coincidence or conspiracy? Thank you for your emails (and some demands) wondering about our recaps. Full Story

It’s good genes, sure. And some tape, of course. But it’s also youth. They stand up on their own like that at her age. I mean look at them. From the front, from the side, the way they hold up …it’s just not possible. Her body is not possible. Her body is sick. This is Blake Lively at the Pippa Lee screening last night in an adorable plunging jacket over short shorts and white heels. Full Story

You know it’s trouble when Chuck walks around saving people and being nice and sh-t and…giving massages. Where’s the bad? Not bad crazy but bad bad. Georgina’s bad has become Single White Female. Doesn’t count at all. The lack of bad means an increase in suck. Gossip Girl has sucked all season. Full Story

Watch. This. Fall. Gossip Girl the new campaign. And the teasers have been released online. Season premiere is September 14. Finally. Decent television. Aside from True Blood and HBO there’s been jack f-ck all on tv. Select photos of the cast are attached as they shoot in New York this week. Joanna Garcia plays Nate’s new love interest. Full Story

Duana hosted Lara’s stag a couple of weeks ago. And now everyone’s counting down to Lara’s wedding. But Lara is fixated on Gossip Girl. She emailed this morning hoping for photos of Hilary Duff on the set and imagining her and Chuck together. Clearly the bride has priorities. Our priorities at a party for Lara however are photos. Full Story

Last week androgynous Chace Crawford turned up like this – click here - after a new hair cut. Then Zac Efron did the same. Now the two are indistinguishable. Full Story

Am very fond of the word “dull”. Reminds me of my mother. One day last year in Toronto, my parents picked us up at the station. We were in the back seat. My husband asked her something trivial – like how her opera class went or something. Her answer, always animated: Is dow! Is dow! So dow! Jacek looked at me like, ok whatever, did she forget I don’t speak Chinese? When he wasn’t responding to her, she turned around in her seat and kept shouting it at him: So dow! Ah so dow! I was, at this point, killing myself and very unhelpful. Full Story

Every couple of years or so, Harvey likes to pick a young actress, turn her into a star. Or try to at least. It happened with my Gwyneth. The Alba Bitch had her chance, Anne Hathaway too, now it looks like Blake Lively has caught Harvey’s eye. A deal with the devil, you could say. Curious to see then if Blake shows up in Marchesa on carpet after carpet. Full Story

Ryan Reynolds at Vancouver airport yesterday heading out after wrapping on Wolverine. He had brunch at Sophie's Diner first. But that skin! Even he has to admire his own skin! Check him out checking himself out in the car window reflection. Maybe this explains the foundation issue? Because his natural skin is so perfect, when it gets layered with makeup it just looks extra extra pretty. Full Story

What we learned this week: Serena and Dan, Blake Lively and Penn Badgley, are so boring we actually stop listening and Skype chat instead about J Crew blazers. Even their fights suck. Like, at this point, we miss sour milk Aaron. In other words, Dan is even damper and limper than Aaron Rose. And even Nate and Vanessa are hotter than anything to do with a Humphrey. Full Story

Last night’s Gossip Girl… not so sharp. And still a not so sharp Gossip Girl is much much MUCH more watchable than 90210. Seriously. What happened there? How did they screw that up? Sorry to digress. Once again we were treated to a gluttonous display of Serena’s breasts. Once again, Blair and Chuck proved we could easily watch an entire season about them ONLY and the world would be a better place. Full Story

Last night’s Gossip Girl was probably the worst episode ever in the show’s history. Ugh. Like, nothing bad happened. And nothing horrible was said to anyone. And Chuck didn’t zing. And Blair didn’t sass. And Serena put away her tits. And wore a horrible outfit for Thanksgiving. Full Story