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Serenity’s affection

February 21, 2014 14:30:35 Posted at February 21, 2014 14:30:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Julian Finney/ Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty

Check out the cover of German magazine Bunte. I don’t think we’ve ever seen pictures of her looking so happy. And affectionate.  Full Story

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Princess Catherine’s Blue Valentine

February 14, 2014 15:12:38 Posted at February 14, 2014 15:12:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Chris Jackson/ Getty

Katy Cambridge made an official appearance today at the opening of the ICAP Art Room in Ealing, England today. She did not wear red. Are you wearing red today? I am not wearing red. I am wearing a black sweatshirt with the neck cut out and a pink set of headphones on the front. I own as many sweatshirts as I do socks – a lot. Full Story

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Will, Harry, and Jackie

February 13, 2014 16:59:58 Posted at February 13, 2014 16:59:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WPA Pool/ JOHN STILLWELL/ Chris Jackson/ Getty

Princes William and Harry attended the Illegal Wildlife Trade Conference in London today along with their father Prince Charles. Weren’t they juuuust boar hunting a few days ago? There is a rational explanation I’m sure that makes sense, of course, of course, of course. I’m just saying the timing and all that…it’s not a good look. Full Story

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Princess Catherine at the Portrait Gala

February 11, 2014 21:46:54 Posted at February 11, 2014 21:46:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Bauer

It’s her first official royal engagement of the year. Princess Catherine was at the National Portrait Gallery tonight for the Portrait Gala. And she spoke too. We don’t hear from Kate very often so when she does talk I guess it’s news. Apparently she stumbled slightly at the end of her remarks and put her hand to her chest, perhaps to make sure that necklace is securely fastened. Full Story

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Cherry Picking Privacy: The Royal Edition

February 5, 2014 15:43:50 Posted at February 5, 2014 15:43:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cherry Picking Privacy is how I’ve been describing it for a while. It’s the celebrity approach to privacy, as illustrated most recently by Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard, who are calling for a boycott on pap photos of celebrity children, and the publications that purchase them, but who also intimated that if it’s the parents’ “choice” to see baby photos to magazines – or laundry detergents – that’s totally OK. Full Story

Tuesday, February 4, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

The new cover of HELLO! features Princess Catherine holding the future king on their way to Mustique, his very first holiday. Little George is 8 months old. So then I started thinking about Little G is growing up in social media generation. He’s growing up in the wake of the Justin Bieber era. Whatever the Instagram will be in 10 years, will Will and Kate be able to restrict him from using it? Can you imagine if Rich Kids of Instagram included a future monarch? The immediate reaction would be no way, that would never happen. That the royal family will resist. But then again, can they? For how long can they resist?

Prince George is probably the most privileged boy in the world. He could have anything. He could be anything. Except…a pop star.  Read Full Intro

Mia Grace Tindall. Indeed.

January 23, 2014 17:20:31 Posted at January 23, 2014 17:20:31
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Okay, are you ready to be blown away? Zara Phillips and husband Mike Tindall announced their baby name. It’s a little girl named Mia Grace... …really? There is nothing wrong with this name at all.  Mia is rising in popularity, which isn’t a surprise because it slides down the chain from Maddie through Maya . Full Story

Boss Charles

January 23, 2014 15:32:34 Posted at January 23, 2014 15:32:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Matt Cardy/ Getty

Charles in charge? Possible title. Also, King Charles takes control. Sure. How about Charles the megalomaniac? It's been reported by the Daily Beast that Prince Charles is making moves as the royal family begins transitioning leadership. The Queen has apparently agreed to have her communications folded into Charles public relations team. Full Story

Hot Harry is really good at sh-tters

January 21, 2014 15:33:52 Posted at January 21, 2014 15:33:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prince Harry welcomed home the Walking With The Wounded South Pole participants today in London. As you can see, his trek beard is gone. Not even a prince can avoid looking pale and pasty this time of year. It also wasn’t his best hair day. But Cressie doesn’t mind. Harry and Cressie are good. Full Story

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Will’s first day at school

January 7, 2014 16:53:25 Posted at January 7, 2014 16:53:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WPA Pool/ AFP/ Getty

It was announced last week that Prince William would be going back to school. He’s studying agriculture management at Cambridge, a 10 week custom program because …he wants to be a farmer? Please. He’s bossing around farmers. Since he’s inheriting all this land he has to know how it grows, I guess. Full Story

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Holding hands at Christmas

December 26, 2013 15:19:23 Posted at December 26, 2013 15:19:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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ADRIAN DENNIS /CHRIS JACKSON /Getty Images

Oh it’s been a while since we’ve seen the Cambridges holding hands. They gave us some of that for Christmas at Sandringham where they joined the Queen for the holiday, along with other members of the royal family. Here are Prince William and his Catherine on their way to church. That green hat on Kate concerns me a little. Full Story

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Adele’s MBE

December 19, 2013 15:13:26 Posted at December 19, 2013 15:13:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Also at Buckingham Palace yesterday – Adele received an MBE for services to music from Prince Charles. What can you say other than… of course. Like who could possibly put up an argument against that? My only question is… If it had been the Queen at the investiture, would she have been advised not to have her nails all long and tricked out? This is my thinking: I’d worry about sticking my hand out to shake hers and jabbing her palm with a claw. Full Story

Prince William and “Babykins” at Christmas lunch

December 19, 2013 14:59:26 Posted at December 19, 2013 14:59:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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PCN

Prince William and Princess Catherine attended the Queen’s Christmas lunch yesterday at Buckingham Palace. Not sure if Little G came along with them but Will drove himself and Kate wore red. In other Cambridge news… More information is being released in that phone hacking trial over in England, including some of the voice messages Will left for Kate and Harry while he was training at Sandhurst. Full Story

Chelsy “blitzed” Harry

December 11, 2013 20:42:25 Posted at December 11, 2013 20:42:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Mirrorpix/ Splash, CARL COURT/ Getty

That phone-hacking trial that’s still going on in England -- it was revealed this week that Prince Harry’s phone activity was being monitored back in 2005 when he was dating Chelsy Davy. Harry was training at Sandhurst at the time and wasn’t allowed to check his mobile until he was off duty. Full Story

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