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Brilliant Boleyn Casting

September 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I apologise. I realise this means nothing if you haven’t read The Other Boleyn Girl by Philippa Gregory. But if you haven’t read it, you really should. Because even though it is a stellar cast, you never know what Hollywood’s bound to do to a book adaptation, no matter how tried and true the subject matter. Full Story

Gwyneth & Chris: The Marriage Nose

September 25, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 25, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My China people have a saying, rougly translated: Husband/Wife Common Face, which means that when two people are right for each other, their respective facial fortunes reveal many similarities, and we"ll just ignore the fact that this probably originated back in the day when sister and brothers and cousins kept marrying each other. Full Story

The Church of Maddox

July 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If for some reason the Goddess decided my time was up tomorrow, I would desperately, desperately want to come back as Maddox Jolie-Pitt. That kid has, like, the best life ever. Here are 5 reasons why I worship at the altar of Maddox J0lie-Pitt: - Madd never has to walk. When he"s not on a plane, he"s in a car, when he"s not in a car, he"s being carried, when he"s not being carried, he"s riding a bike, when he"s not riding a bike, he"s driving an ATV. Full Story

The Daily Boring: Liz Hurley

June 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Never mind that unsightly bump on the end of her nose. Never mind that she"s the most overrated "actress", like, ever. Never mind that she"s probably done even less than Paris Hilton to become a celebrity. Never mind all that. What bothers me most about Liz Hurley is that she looks the same over and over and over again. Full Story

On Cannes

May 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cannes is an absolute madhouse. First of all, the Croisette is packed all the time. And unless you"ve been given official media accreditation, you just never know where on the beach the photo calls will take place. So everyone just ends up running from one end to another trying to get snaps of the stars and even if you do manage to catch them at a good time, like when I stumbled across Charlie Sheen et al for the Platoon revival, the pappies and the crazed megafans end up bumping you out of the way anyway. Full Story

Most Budget: Elizabeth Hurley

May 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t care how much it cost or who the hell made it. It looks tacky and low classy, full-on beauty pageant with a touch of recycled Versace thrown in and for the love of Anna Wintour - it"s peach! PEACH! Totally unforgiveable, totally overplayed, and I have to laugh at the way she never wears her hair up because of that hideous witch bump on the end of her nose and how many years now has she had the same "do and remind me again how she managed to land a cosmetics deal and be considered some kind of international beauty because when I see her all I think is - mousy, mousy, mousy and seriously, why is Liz Hurley even relevant??? Next. Full Story

Cameron Crowe"s big mistake

February 12, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 12, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One of the great things about taking time off is that you get to catch up on DVDs. There are movies that I refuse to pay for. And yet these are the same movies I do not object to watching at home. Elizabethtown is one of those movies. Given Cameron Crowe"s reputation, given the fact that he has considerable influence in Hollywood, I was surprised to see it tank at the box office. Full Story

From Erin B: La Liz has thick skin?

January 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is Elizabeth Hurley our desperate , past her prime gal who’s trying some risky pick ups at parties? Dear Erin, Although I wouldn"t put this kind of move past Liz if she was single, she"s actually been tied up for the last couple of years with Arun Nayer, a jetsetter with loads of cash and a very pissy ex wife. Full Story

Most Avant-garde: Gwyneth Paltrow

January 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You are welcome to accuse me of being biased but in a sea of ordinary, safe, ho hum dresses, my idol showed up tonight and set another standard. Very few actresses can pull off this kind of creativity. Nicole Kidman yes. Naomi Watts, too. And Charlize, when she yanks the pickle out of her ass, can also play dress up with the elite. Full Story