A quick reminder about our MET Gala coverage. We’re pulling an all-nighter and starting to post the photos at 3am ET/Midnight PT tonight so if you’re up too, please come visit!

Also, LifeStyle has been updated with several new posts today.

Helen Mirren will f-ck you up (Dlisted)

Jessica Simpson’s baby hasn’t quite figured out the family business yet (Too Fab)

Isn’t it kinda...sinister... the way Chris Brown substitutes the word “wife-ing” for “marrying”? (The Superficial)

Anne Hathaway’s grow-out phase is cuter than most (Just Jared)

Megan Fox on that Turtles movie (Hollywood Tuna)

LOVE Keira Knightley’s recycled wedding style SO MUCH (Pop Sugar)

Jon Stewart with his dog...and he’s never been hotter (Cele|bitchy)

Alexander Skarsgard eats an apple (Socialite Life)

Kanye West and Kanye West’s girlfriend are trademarking their baby name...just like B & Jay? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Charlize Theron couldn’t help herself (I'm Not Obsessed)

Sasha finds high waist maxi skirts in LifeStyle

I guess I’m one of only 10 people who would watch this movie. Maybe less. (Dlisted)

When mom matches baby... (Too Fab)

Jenny McCarthy says her 10 year old son’s friends are getting hard for her (The Superficial)

You think Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig were going to see Iron Man 3? (Just Jared)

Quite like this Kate Upton photo shoot (Hollywood Tuna)

Photos from MET Galas past. Ready for Monday?!? (Pop Sugar)

Is Princess Kate trying to cockblock Cressida Bonas? (Cele|bitchy)

We are moving to Toronto and this is obviously not my real estate agent (Towleroad)

It turns out Duana’s two major tv girlcrushes used to live together (US Weekly)

HATE the waist detail on Angie Harmon’s dress (Go Fug Yourself)

Sasha Finds Jennifer Aniston’s embroidered blouse and cropped jackets in LifeStyle

Nicki Minaj... Q-Tipped Mimi?!? I missed this! (Too Fab)

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA (Dlisted)

What the Artist wanted to eat (The Superficial)

What Sienna Miller is wearing to the MET Gala (Pop Sugar)

Benedict Cumberbatch wants to be Tony Stark’s sidekick? (Cele|bitchy)

Katie Holmes is starting to rival Jennifer Garner in bad style (Just Jared)

Really don’t like Hilary Duff’s hair here...even if there is a braid (Hollywood Tuna)

Daddy Warbucks’s name change (Pink Is The New Blog)

Mila Kunis wins another sexy title (Popoholic)

Yeah, Isla Fisher might have a dressing problem (Go Fug Yourself)
 

Sasha’s INTO c-nt punting varsity jackets in LifeStyle

I’ve watched that part 3 or 4 times now and it’s getting funnier and funnier and funnier to me (Dlisted)

They put Zoe Saldana in the worst dress possible for the cover of this magazine (Too Fab)

Is Mimi mad at Rihanna for jacking her butterfly? (The Superficial)

Amanda Seyfried > Liv Tyler? I don’t agree (Just Jared)

Oh look. Kate Upton’s bouncing her breasts and they made an Asian man the butt of the joke (Hollywood Tuna)

Kristen Stewart out with friends (Pop Sugar)

Lalalalalalalala I refuse to believe this I refuse to believe this please let it not be true... (Cele|bitchy)

Pierce Brosnan on his sex symbol status (Romance Beat)

What Heather Locklear uses to stay young: semen -- see video (Hollywood PQ)

Kevin Spacey’s awesome photobomb (Towleroad)

Is this another thing Chelsea Handler has in common with Jennifer Aniston? (Dlisted)

Andrew Garfield puts his spider arms and legs all over Jaime Foxx (The Superficial)

Which member of NSync did Pink date? (Too Fab)

Rare! Gwyneth and Chris in the same frame (Pop Sugar)

What happened when Carey kissed Leo (Cele|bitchy)

Wait? Who cheated on who? (Just Jared)

Fried Chicken after a workout (Hollywood Tuna)

What Amanda Bynes does at the gym (Amy Grindhouse)

I like this leather top on Selena Gomez (Popoholic)

What does Rita Ora look like with any other lip colour? (Go Fug Yourself)

“Wait til you see her”.

This is what we lip-read off of Prince Harry two years ago today, when Kate Middleton officially became Catherine of William. She celebrated her anniversary today at work -- here she is visiting Naomi House Children’s Hospice, a pregnant princess in peach. It’s a really good colour on her. Also attached below -- Mrs Cambridge’s first public address urging support for children’s hospices and the care they provide to young people and their families. I see the Queen Mother in that black and white photo. And is it the other one her own wedding photo?

Is it at all possible that Amanda Bynes is James Franco’s most diligent student? (Dlisted)

Will Taylor Swift tell President Obama to go hang out in hell with Amy Poehler and Tina Fey? (Too Fab)

Would you want your university education to be funded by your “backdoor teen mom”? Serious question. (The Superficial)

Blair Waldorf and Seth Cohen went to the movies (Just Jared)

Nina Dobrev and her best friend at the beach (Hollywood Tuna)

Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan dog walk in London (Pop Sugar)

Drew Barrymore generalises female disposition (Cele|bitchy)

Matthew McConaughey’s face is tan AND gaunt (Socialite Life)

So Anne Hathaway likes to smoke one now and again. And?!? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

H7 is so cute, especially when she’s sleepy (I'm Not Obsessed)

Michael Buble sang in the subway in New York -- see below for the video. And look at that demographic. As Duana noted, the ones who are stopping are female 25-49. It’s a consumer sweet spot. But why is that lady wearing cat ears?

Sasha finds mixed print dresses and is in love with yet another green coat in LifeStyle.

Future headliners at Coachella AND dressed like assholes? (Dlisted)

OK, yeah, this made me want to hug him (Too Fab)

Tila Tequila is the Emperor now (The Superficial)

This Lanvin jacket looks great on Miley Cyrus (Just Jared)

Why is Jessica Alba amateur modelling?! (Hollywood Tuna)

Shaki and Sunshine kissing courtside (Pop Sugar)

Jennifer Aniston’s not getting a prenup?! (Cele|bitchy)

Mimi’s touching her body in a tease again (Towleroad)

Chelsea Handler looked like an Olsen twin (US Weekly)

Julie Delpy looks great in this dress (Go Fug Yourself)

Our Festival Hopping with U by Kotex® contest is finally live -- we want to send you and your Best Friend to Toronto during one of the most star-studded weeks of the year! Full details and the entry ballot are here and make sure to read carefully to increase your odds of winning. Go and Good Luck!

Sasha Finds celebrity shades, including GOOP’s, and tie-dye in LifeStyle

Zac Efron’s Greek biceps (Too Fab)

It was that reality show, wasn’t it? (Dlisted)

Alec Baldwin’s daughter really, really wants it (The Superficial)

Yes, Chuck Bass and Vanessa really are back together (Pop Sugar)

Tom Hiddleston was barely noticeable between RDJ and Gwyneth Paltrow (Cele|bitchy)

When the wind blows Jon Hamm’s hair (Just Jared)

At this point I wonder if Britney’s weave might be better than Kate Hudson’s (Hollywood Tuna)

Great coat on Selena Gomez. Is the hair slightly too extra? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Yeah, that really is a lot of hipster mom going on (Popoholic)

The Fug Girls describe this dress perfectly. WHAT? (Go Fug Yourself)
 

Ben Affleck’s elimination diet...and it has nothing to do with Gwyneth Paltrow (Dlisted)

Lara Flynn Boyle was in Wayne’s World but... um... you might not recognise her anymore (Too Fab)

Kanye West’s girlfriend is trying to hold Kanye West’s hand (The Superficial)

Princess Catherine touches her hair a lot when she speaks (Cele|bitchy)

Reese Witherspoon’s husband goes back to work as they try to convince us he might have a drinking problem (Just Jared)

Am I crazy because I think this dress looks better on Christina Aguilera in black than it did on Rachel Weisz in red (Hollywood Tuna)

MK Olsen and that French dude are still being gross at basketball games (PopSugar)

A wedding dress... made out of bread tags (Romance Beat)

Hilarious video about Coachella and assholes (Hollywood PQ)

Emma Watson’s “LA girl” accent is killing me (Evil Beet Gossip)

What? Huh? WHO said Rihanna was pregnant? (The Superficial)

Amazingly astute observation about what happens to Kanye West’s face when he’s with Kanye West’s girlfriend (Dlisted)

Every generic looking white guy is now going to be a problem for Kristen Stewart (Too Fab)

Miley Cyrus wears her ring, shows off her legs (Pop Sugar)

Minka Kelly is way better as a brunette, I think (Cele|bitchy)

Just me or is Letterman deliberately speaking S-L-O-W-L-Y for Dum Dum? (Just Jared)

Selena Gomez has really good hair for Adidas (Hollywood Tuna)

Something that happened (happens?) A LOT (Amy Grindhouse)

I like the colour of Olivia Wilde’s leather jacket (Popoholic)

It really is an awkward age (Go Fug Yourself)

It’s like grandpa’s hamming it up in Charlize Theron’s hat (The Superficial)

Holy F-CKING AWKWARD (Dlisted)

Jeff Goldblum’s everyday voice is a sex voice and I can’t stop laughing (Too Fab)

Yeah, yeah, Kate Winslet in a robe but ALAN RICKMAN! (Just Jared)

I can never, ever remember what James Franco’s girlfriend looks like (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Lawrence’s new short hair undone (Pop Sugar)

Reese Witherspoon = Tara Reid HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA (Cele|bitchy)

You know, I don’t hate this suit (Socialite Life)

Kristen Stewart doesn’t want Robert Pattinson to talk to Reese Witherspoon? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Love the top, hate the jeans (I'm Not Obsessed)

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Sasha’s INTO a leather vest in LifeStyle

This. THIS. Is how your dad’s third wife is spending his money? WTF? (Dlisted)

JLH brought her tits to Ellen and Matthew (Too Fab)

Ryan Lochte should be best friends with Kanye West’s girlfriends ex-husband (The Superficial)

This black peephole dress looks great on Emily Blunt (Just Jared)

I really don’t like this colour purple (Hollywood Tuna)

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson who makes goo goo faces at the dog (Pop Sugar)

No. NOOOOOOOO! Is Country Brange... in trouble?! (Cele|bitchy)

When Russell Brand came on to Xenu (Evil Beet Gossip)

Did Janet Jackson quit for love? (The Blemish)

Michael Buble totally needs Duana to name-nerd his child (US Weekly)

Sasha Finds white pants in LifeStyle. 

By the time you get to the word “mongoose” in this article, you’ll be on the floor (Dlisted)

Han talks to Chewie! (The Superficial)

Little Sci’s 7 years (Too Fab)

Oh yeah, remember when Drew and Cam used to go to Coachella? (Pop Sugar)

TILDAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Cele|bitchy)

Annie’s hair is the most influential (Just Jared)

Did anyone else think this was Rebecca Romijn? (Hollywood Tuna)

Add to your playlists: Florence + Gatsby (Pink Is The New Blog)

Girl who dresses like an asshole at Coachella gives finger to the paps. Right. (Popoholic)

I can’t... I mean... I just... WHAT IS THIS DRESS??? (Go Fug Yourself)

Sasha’s Into silver leather Bermuda shorts. That’s not a typo. In LifeStyle.

Tori Spelling wants you to look at her boasting about what her body looks like after four kids with KFed Jr (Dlisted)

Kid Rock vs JT and Jay-Z (Too Fab)

Sex tape, wedding video, totally the same (The Superficial)

Good dress jacket on Chrissy Teigen (Just Jared)

HATE Heather Graham’s shoes (Hollywood Tuna)

My ma always used to tell me this looked low classy. Is that sexist? (Pop Sugar)

Jada Pinkett Smith is a terrible writer (Cele|bitchy)

Chicken Fried + the Smurfs (Popcrush)

This is totally kind of sort like how I want Rachel McAdams to be with Jake Gyllenhaal, or Kristen Stewart to be with Leonardo DiCaprio, isn’t it? (Romance Beat)

Oh this made me cry! (Towleroad)