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Have you ever wondered what it would look like if a monkey threw sh*t on a piece of paper and then people tried to make a movie based on that sh*tty paper? Well wonder no more, for that movie has been made! Hot Pursuit is a movie so unutterably terrible it defies explanation, unless that explanation is “made with monkey sh*t”. Full Story
Lainey posted about George Clooney’s birthday party this morning and Cindy Crawford posted a photo of the personalized balloon place settings. Had to so much fun celebrating with the birthday boy last night! Happy birthday, #GeorgeClooney! 🎈 Full Story
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Ever since they arrived in New York I’ve been rubbing up the Gossip Genie for it, for Amal and George Clooney to show up at the MET Gala. How could it not happen? Anna Wintour was at their wedding. Anna had the Clooneys seated at her table. Anna Wintour supervised Amal’s fitting with John Galliano for Maison Margiela! AMAL CLOONEY BEING FITTED BY JOHN GALLIANO FOR TONIGHT AT THE MET GALA. By @MarioTestino #MetByTestino #MetGala #AmalClooney #JohnGalliano @maisonmargiela Full Story
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As Lainey mentioned in the open today, Coachella, or as the cool kids call it, “Chella,” is on hiatus until next week. Last week I said Kate Bosworth was the patron saint of the desert, so what does that make Aaron Paul and his wife, Lauren? The first couple of Coachella? I mean he’s just so enthusiastic about it. Full Story
You’re here because you love the awards. And you remember. You might not remember what your boss told you five minutes ago, but you remember when Gwyneth wore white Tom Ford to the Oscars. You remember Cate Blanchett’s butterflies by Galliano. You can recall, instantly, everything that Lupita wore last year and when – the red caped Lauren at the Globes, the turquoise beading at the SAGs, the pale blue Prada for the Academy. Full Story
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Sofia Vergara hit the gym yesterday in advance of Golden Globe weekend. Her new fiancé, Joe Meatball, was also seen in gym clothes, though these shots were taken of him after dinner with friends. You think she’s bringing him to the show? They’re properly engaged now. And she always had that other guy she was planning to marry with her at these events when they were together. Full Story
A Christmas cold has been kicking my ass the last few days. I’ve been mainlining Harry Potter and hoping for a magical cure. But between the travel and the lack of sleep, it’s taking longer than expected.
Please know how sorry I am for the lack of gossip today. Am hoping to blog for a full day tomorrow to end the year. And for a better story than Sofia Vergara getting engaged to dull Joe Meatball. How is it that someone as full of …everything…and all of it… ends up giving us nothing when it comes to romance?
I wonder if that isn’t a fundamental law of gossip and, well, life I guess. You can’t have it all.
Apologies again for the break today.
More tomorrow, I promise.
Yours in gossip,
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It’s not like it was a surprise, Sofia Vergara in a tight dress, the same one she’s been wearing for years. But then – it wasn’t seafoam, she looked pretty, and I went on the liveblog about how she seemed like she must get all that body and beauty naturally, because people who are tortured into it for one night seem exhausted by the time they get to the carpet and she never does. Full Story
Sofia Vergara and Meatball Joe Manganiello are dating. They arrived in Miami together yesterday, quite obviously super into each other. I mean I get. On paper these two are supposed to be the hottest couple ever. She’s ridiculously hot. And he’s…well… he’s a meatball. Full Story
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Reese Witherspoon is currently shooting a movie with Sofia Vergara called Don’t Mess With Texas in Louisiana. She plays a cop, obviously, and Sofia is a felon, and they’re runnin’ from the law, from the law, I say, from the law! This won’t be the movie that takes Reese back to the Oscars. Full Story
I’m not sure the dress matters here. I mean, it’s never going to be a revelation where the dress is concerned with Sofia Vergara. You know she won’t show up in a cape. Lanvin is not an option. Zac Posen, Vera Wang, de la Renta – it’s a rotation and it’s the same and we don’t get much to work with in style so what we do with her is accessorise. Full Story
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