As mentioned earlier, email is wonky – some subscribers received the message with riddle clues, some haven’t. Will attempt to resend but in the meantime, here are the list of winners from last week’s Devil Wears Prada DVD and bag giveaway. Prizes will be mailed out on Wednesday. And remember – the DVD comes out tomorrow! DVD winner: Holly R from Tweed, ON for actually comparing Victoria Beckham’s concrete tits to McDonald’s hamburgers…hee: “I love that she actually expects people to believe that she is 100% natural. Full Story

TMZ is breaking news that Pam Anderson has filed for divorce from Kid Rock just a few weeks after her much publicized miscarriage and the laptop incident with Denise Richards. Shocker? No. On many counts. If you’ve been reading my column, this should be no surprise – way back on November 13th I reported that Denise, in addition to attacking photographers and senior citizens, was also rumoured to be selling out Pam, telling her business to everyone, including her mother during a cell phone conversation when she was overheard blabbing that Pam’s marriage to Kid was in the sh-ts, that she regretted marrying him, and that Kid was actually more volatile than Tommy Lee. Full Story

Only a Queen like Clay could inspire this much controversy. On Friday he disrespected Kelly Ripa, on Monday she went on a 3 minute rant about his impropriety, taking issue with him putting his unclean hands over her mouth, today Rosie O’Donnell criticised her for being homophobic, and they went at each other this morning on The View – well, kind of. Full Story

My favourite, favourite, favourite supermodel of all time. As a child of the 80s, how can you not love Linda? Leeeen-da! Leeeen-da! I remember living off of Fashion Television, aching to be her, aching for that haircut…watching George Michael"s Freedom video over and over, for almost 2 months, an oversized sweater and chunky legs is all I ever wore. Full Story

Who can out-drama Lindsay Lohan these days? My girl is owning it and she is living it and like all spoiled celebrities, she has now taken to complaining about it. Praise Goddess - what would smut be like without Lilo? I"m sure you"ve heard the latest, right? Lindsay swarmed by pappies as she was leaving The Ivy the other day (see attached), prompting an anguished email to Perez Hilton, lamenting her fate, a desperate plea for compassion, even though she just happened to be breaking bread at THE place to go if and when you need to be noticed. Full Story

Before you jump to conclusions, Cam is NOT cheating on JT and Cam is NOT hooking up with Tommy Lee, although they partied together in LA on Saturday night at Forty Deuce - a burlesque bar with some pretty crazy ass dancers. Cameron was flying solo that eve and Tommy was there as well, naturally they held court in VIP, and at one point, she displayed a few of her own tricks, reaching one of her long legs over her head, inspiring Tommy to do the same. Full Story

Gloat ahead. Skip the next if you can"t handle. In our world of gossip saturation, it can be a challenge to distinguish between the cream and the crap - especially when it comes to the weeklies. What you prefer is your business, but I would caution against putting too much stock on the consistently erroneous reports of several lower tier rags. Full Story

Seems my girl Lohan is engaged in not one but two full scale catfights against a couple of equally lascivious opponents. On the left there"s Paris Hilton who, according to Page Six, is still holding a grudge about Lindsay"s shortlived romp with her Greek Giant. Full Story

The Daily Asian: Michelle Yeoh Most of you probably know her from Bond. Or Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. But Michelle Yeoh has been around the Asian market for years. Even before Jackie Chan made her a star. It’s a pretty good story, I used to love it when my mother told it. I’ll give you the un-Hollywood version, the one from Hong Kong gossip wires – the dirtiest smut ever. Full Story

I heard she was fabulous. But enough about Madge, let"s talk about the back up dancer. I have been hot for this guy since last year at Live 8. Total loin quiveration, don"t you think? Daniel. I think his name is Daniel. And I see a hint of Bruce Lee and a lot of hot sex. Which probably means he"s gay. Full Story

Bow down to Ted, y"all. Because he called the Locklear/Sambora split and the Crow/Armstrong break up way, way before anyone else. Have to tell you…while I couldn"t give a rat"s ass about Heather and Richie, my bitchy heart is rather hurt over the demise of Lance and Sheryl. They grew on me. At the beginning I was like "get your dyke anorexic ass off my man, bitch!" but then something happened. Full Story

On the heels of the nomination announcements last week, Oscar campaigns are officially before us. So I hope you haven"t made your picks yet because right now, it"s about waiting and assessing. Much has been written about the fact that Brokeback is far from a lock. And given the fact that Crash just took top prize at the Writers" Guild event this weekend, I"d say Brokeback better look out. Full Story

So this is what I wrote two nights ago, keeping in mind that no one, but no one, not even the best gossips have reliable insider information on Oscar balloting: “Only 2 days until the Academy announces the nominees and what does that mean? Everyone is on their best behaviour, especially this weekend as two prestigious Oscar prognosticators went down in Hollywood. Full Story