Laura always says I’m fickle. This is true. I will turn on a bitch without hesitation. This is why my crushes don’t last very long. Because perfection is impossible. And when that becomes too obvious in the subject, the subject is discarded. But I tried with Adrien Brody. Uncharacteristically I tried. Full Story

Elsa Pataky I mean. With the fake castle and the closed-eye posing in Hello Magazine, I thought it was her cheese and not his. For a long time those voices in my head whispered – what if it’s actually HIM? My mother always says: You face to the truth! I face to the truth and the truth is: Adrien might be Dunhill on the outside, but he’s totally Ed Hardy on the inside. Full Story

Like Adrien Brody is always, kinda, posing? Or is his body just made that way? With a lean or something. Adrien and Keanu Reeves were at the 2010 Toyota Pro Celebrity Race Press Day this afternoon along with Patrick Dempsey, Christian Slater, and Brian Austin Green, among others. As you can see, they were all photographed together and only Adrien seems like he’s trying to turn it into a Vogue editorial. Full Story

Adrien Brody sat next to Spittle Gerry Butler and his dorky ass pants yesterday at the Laker game. But while Brody has the edge on the style front – he looks SO good right now – Spittle got the seat closest to Jeffrey Katzenberg. And right now for Brody, career is more important than clothing. Full Story

A quick recap about why I stopped. It was all good until this came out. Click here and it’ll become clear. He fell in love with Elsa Pataky and turned into a cheesedick. Full Story

It’s been a year since Adrien Brody’s embarrassing spread in Hello Magazine showing off the fake castle he used to inhabit with then girlfriend Elsa Pataky. Elsa was unable to leverage anything more than a wannabe royal residence out of Adrien and their romance has since reportedly fizzled. Full Story

Oh Adrien Brody. He must be poor. It’s the only explanation. Just over a year ago, TIFF 2008, he was in Toronto for The Brothers Bloom. Duana and Michelle really enjoyed The Brothers Bloom. And we were all Brody fans. In person he has a style about him, an offbeat sexiness that is much more appealing in person. Full Story

This is Adrien Brody last night at The Brothers Bloom screening in New York. Finally! We’ve been waiting for it since TIFF – what took so long? Adrien attended without his Elsa Pataky. Another carpet without her. You know she loves the opportunity. But there are rumours that they’re no longer loving it up in the fake castle together anymore. Full Story

We must speak of Adrien Brody in these terms: B.E.: before Elsa and D.E.: during Elsa Elsa of course refers to Elsa Pataky, the love of his life, for whom he bought that fake castle in upstate New York and with whom he keeps posing for lame sh-t photos in Hello Magazine. Gone was the image we had of him: chill, great actor, not a cheesedick. Full Story

This is model “actress” Elsa Pataky at a breast cancer event today in Spain promoting herself for charity. Check her out working the cameras. Gorgeous, right? Love the hair. Over in Long Beach, her boyfriend, Adrien Brody, who bought a fake castle for her in upstate New York and routinely participates in cheesy photoshoots for the sole purpose of fronting her career, participated in some celebrity race car event… It’s been a long time since they embarrassed themselves in the pages of Hello Magazine while reading scripts in an empty bathtub. Full Story

Last October, Michelle, Duana, and I were on a coach heading from the train station to our hotel in London. By the end of that bus ride, all the other passengers probably hated us. I had my laptop open checking email and started raging at the Adrien Brody photo spread in Hello Canada. And then we all started shouting. Full Story

Remember when Adrien Brody sprayed his cheese all over the pages of Hello Magazine and lost us forever? Click here if you need a reminder or a source of endless amusement on a bleak Tuesday morning. Full Story

Rachel Weisz at the Brothers Bloom premiere in London. Right? Like architecture. But fashion. Wicked. Brothers Bloom opens some time in December. Duana and Michelle loved it at TIFF. And we all had our very own Adrien Brody moment at the Park Hyatt during the festival too. Which is why it’s such a shame. Full Story

Hard. An intense, all consuming love. This must be why the ordinarily private Oscar winner has allowed his home to be photographed featuring him posing on the grounds and inside with his girlfriend Spanish actress Elsa Pataky. Elsa’s career isn’t exactly on par with his. But this won’t hurt, will it? “I wouldn’t be here without Elsa, because I wouldn’t have had the courage to take a step this big,” he tells Hello Canada in their new issue. Full Story