HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You know who else wore Marchesa? Heidi Klum. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA  Full Story

You know that old Hollywood math where two B-list dating equals one A-list couple? Well if Ashley Greene and Ryan Phillippe are really together, they’re the opposite of that. Full disclosure, I’m not a math professor, but it seems like a self-evident scientific fact that Ashley + Ryan = Desperate - Talent + A**hole to the power of “ew, no. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan somehow talked someone into giving her a ticket to the AMFAR event last night New York in advance of NY Fashion Week. Can’t believe she was allowed in wearing that f-cking weave. How is this considered acceptable hair? Anyway, Ashley Greene was also at the event and in some of these photos it sort of kind of looks like they may have been hanging out -- at least that’s how the Daily Mail  Full Story

Don’t be ridiculous. This is not about Anna Kendrick and Kristen Stewart -- why would you think that? The title tells you everything you need to know. Obviously the title refers to Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz. Last month Lutz declared during a magazine interview that he would win an Oscar one day. Full Story

And her publicist too. Fresh off the underwhelming performance of her movie Apparition - the reviews for it are now at 2% on Rotten Tomatoes - a curious new item about Ashley Greene has appeared on today’s Page Six Full Story

About a week before US Weekly exposed the Kristen Stewart-Rupert Sanders affair, a brilliantly hilarious item appeared in Page Six about how Ashley Greene was taking over Stewart as the go-to girl from Twilight. Click here for a refresher. Somehow the Post’s writer managed to get through the article without choking on Greene’s publicist. Full Story

Need some comic relief this Monday morning? You can thank Ashley Greene for it. This item appeared in the NY Post yesterday. I’ve decided to include the entire article for maximum amusement: Greene is really about to be the color of money. Full Story

She’s wearing white Donna Karan. Basically a wedding dress. You’ve seen it a thousand times. What’s new here, or new-ish, at least since last year’s Met Gala, is Ashley Greene’s thinnification. Ashley Greene was always fit. She had a great body. Slim but strong and seemingly healthy.Somewhere along the way though, as they do in Hollywood, someone must have told her she was “too athletic”, and “not delicate enough”. Full Story

Reshoots happening for Twilight 5 this week in Vancouver. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Michael Sheen, and Ashley Greene arrived last night. They start today and are scheduled to be done before the end of the week. Stewart’s supposed to appear on The Tonight Show on Friday and then begins junketing for Snow White And The Huntsman. Full Story

I have finished the first season of Veronica Mars. SO good. Like, I know I’m criminally late on this but, um, what’s up with the low ratings? It’s like Friday Night Lights. People must be allergic to excellence. Anyway, happily, despite my newfound love for Veronica Mars, amazingly I’ve also still been able to retain my disdain for Kristen Bell in real life. Full Story

Ashley Greene, whose acting was almost worse than Kellan Lutz’s in Twilight 4, has been dating Broadway Spider-Man Reeve Carney for a few months now. Surprisingly, she hasn’t been able to talk him into any Jonas-style candid pap shots.Perhaps it was a Christmas compromise then last night in New York at the Rockefeller tree lighting ceremony. Full Story

There’s a new Twilight movie coming out in a month. Just today I received an email from a friend about it (Relax, I’m not outing you, you can read the rest of the article without panicking) and she was wondering if she should go to see it at one of those theatres that will play all 3 preceding movies before the new one. Full Story

Reeve Carney is Broadway's Spider-Man. He will also play Jeff Buckley. He's beautiful. He could be something special. And the other day he was photographed on the subway in New York seemingly getting cute and holding hands with... Ashley Greene. Does Reeve know?That Ashley Greene, a third tier Twilight person, could be making him a successor to Joe Jonas? I mean. Full Story

Olivia Wilde made her entrance at the VitaminWater pre-gala cocktail for Butter last night as I was shoving my face into all the neglected food. I was seated directly facing the elevator, the only entrance point to the venue. When she stepped out in this white dress, the last to arrive, fully aware that she was totally hijacking the attention. Full Story