Brad Pitt covers the June/July issue of Esquire. The profile was written by Tom Junod. In light of Angelina Jolie’s double mastectomy announcement last week, Esquire has posted additional thoughts from Junod to its website on the Brange relationship given what we all know now. Full Story

I’ve been highly critical of and already disappointed in World War Z for like, three years now. I’ve called it a nightmare, I’ve been harsh on Brad Pitt’s responsibilities and decision-making regarding this project, and I’m not optimistic for the film’s chances at the box office. Full Story

I mean, you can even be pro-Aniston and agree with that statement. Selena Gomez taped an appearance for Ellen that will air today. She talks about how Brad Pitt came to see her backstage at the MTV Movie Awards the other night because he wanted a photo. Turns out his kids watch Waverly. Which? Pax? Miss Zahara? When you have kids, there’s always a bigger star. Full Story

Oh relax Brangelunatics. Brad Pitt is not Tom Cruise, obviously. But Brad Pitt certainly needs a little RDJ magic on World War Z. Enough to show up at the MTV Movie Awards -- where he introduced himself to Selena Gomez!? we will discuss this later! -- and yesterday, with his new big face, in Vegas at CinemaCon as part of the Paramount presentation. Full Story

Remember Outbreak? Patrick Dempsey and his monkey? Brad Pitt is looking for him. This was my first thought seeing the new trailer for World War Z. Brad is Dustin Hoffman. Is he looking for Patient Zero? Does he have a multipurpose assistant like Cuba Gooding Jr? How was he a stunt helicopter pilot AND a scientist AND a sharpshooter AND a bodyguard ALL AT THE SAME TIME!?! Anyway, as you can see below, “outbreak” is what they’re going with here as promotional strategy for Brad’s mega expensive summer movie, opening in June. Full Story

Look. We all want a wedding-off. A Brange vs JJ wedding-off is GREAT for Gossip. But since the story comes from the UK Sun-- that Brange applied for a marriage licence and want to marry around the same time as Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux -- there’s no way we can believe it, because it’s bullsh-t. Full Story

Brad Pitt was in France for a quick couple of days on an art trip. I appreciate how economical he was with his wardrobe -- just a long coat and black jeans, alternating between a t-shirt and hoodie and a black shirt. See attached below of Brad with his art folder tucked under arm in Paris, and then arriving back in LA yesterday. Full Story

US Weekly printed a hilarious Valentine’s Day story yesterday about the Brange. According to the magazine, Brad Pitt gave Angelina Jolie a “breath freshening” product as a symbol of his love. The Eat Whatever system includes a gel tablet and breath mints to fix the odour coming from her mouth. Full Story

Drew Barrymore launched her own wine last year. Because she’s no longer the quirky girl with daisies in her hair. She’s now great with a baby sling and a skillet, hosts dinner parties, and why not monetise that sh-t? Now the Brange is also getting in on the drinking game. As you know, the Brange are half French unofficially because they own a chateau, Miraval. Full Story

Still no denial or confirmation about whether or not Brange was married over the holidays in Turks and Caicos. And photographers claim Brad Pitt was hiding his hand yesterday upon arrival at LAX so we wouldn’t be able to see a ring. From what I understand, a lot of it resulted from the local residents themselves. Full Story

Did they actually do it? Are they making us f-cking wait for an announcement? God, why can’t anyone tell us for sure!?!? shouted Jen across the balcony... It’s imagined dialogue but is it totally implausible? Belinda White, the online fashion editor for The Daily Telegraph Full Story

It started off so promising! The Oscar Leg seemed so promising: Angelina Jolie took over the Academy Awards with her leg, and everyone memed the sh-t of it, and she became a punchline, and Brangelunatics were like, no way, ha ha, it means everyone is still talking about them, and they followed that up with an engagement and that was only April. Full Story

While US Weekly’s cover this week features a re-pregnant Porny, PEOPLE is going with Brad Pitt in advance of the release of his movie Killing Them Softly. And there’s an interview. Two years ago in Cannes, we were told that Brad would no longer be speaking with non-news outlets. Full Story