Cammie’s next dick
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We’ve established that Cameron Diaz has a type right? She loves assholes; they break her heart. Then Gwyneth Paltrow has to put it back together. Who’s next?
Well, Cam’s about to get to work on a movie called The Counselor starring Michael Fassbender. It’s the one Javier Bardem and Brad Pitt have also committed to. Cam and Mike? They’re both crazy. And like mega jealous crazy too. It would take years for Gwyneth to repair the damage he could do to her. In other words, really Good For Gossip.
Here’s Cam last night in New York at the screening of What To Expect When You’re Expecting. Oh, I get it. It’s Mother’s Day this weekend. Dear Mothers, you should expect more than what you’ll be getting from this movie.
But she looks great right now, doesn’t she? She looked great at the Met Gala (in the face I mean) and she looks great like this even though I know you people will be bitching about the sweat marks. Sweat marks don’t bother me like they bother all of you. So what? It’s natural. It’s not like you can stop it. You know what you CAN stop though? Visible panty lines are way worse than sweat marks. Thong panty lines are the worst. Why are there so many visible thong panty lines at the gym?