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Another GOOP Week and extensions

April 22, 2011 08:48:35 Posted at April 22, 2011 08:48:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I thought it would be over last week. It’s not. This week Gwyneth Paltrow is still everywhere. And it continues – today she’ll appear on Ellen, the episode was taped yesterday. I like what she’s wearing. Much better than the yellow sateen business she put on for the cookbook signing. Full Story

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Jen: no babies, Mexican or otherwise

February 2, 2011 09:12:00 Posted at February 2, 2011 09:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Apparently this is only a surprise for people who read and actually believe Star Magazine. Every other month, someone tries to make us think that Jennifer Aniston wants babies. Maybe she encourages that a little, but mostly it’s because the MiniVan Majority really, really wants that for her. They want for her what they have for themselves. Full Story

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January 27, 2011 07:31:09 Posted at January 27, 2011 07:31:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Especially when Julia is around… It was Ellen DeGeneres’s 53rd birthday yesterday. And they made a big production of it on her show. Supposedly it was all a surprise; she didn’t know who the guests would be, only that each one would be a mystery. And then Julia Roberts came out first and it became all about her. Full Story

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Ryan Gosling’s Onesie: moodsaver

January 7, 2011 09:19:54 Posted at January 7, 2011 09:19:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I have been foul all week. The worst mood ever. Mostly due to a lingering cold/maybe sinus infection. But also because of detox. No more holiday drinking, no more farting around eating Oreos all day. It’s a chicken-only existence right now. I hate chicken so much. But the tv work is starting up again, we’re heading to Sundance soon, and then in 7 weeks it’s the Oscars, which means, literally, eating will not be fun until February 28. Full Story

When Porny talks about her mouth...

April 28, 2010 08:53:03 Posted at April 28, 2010 08:53:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This sh-t just writes itself. "My lips just slide all over the place....I can't catch up with my mouth. I need a little coating...." And you wonder why I call her Porny. It just comes naturally. And this is also why I used to say she had a cocksucker’s mouth. Because, well, she can’t f-cking help it. Full Story

Cheese Garters and the beach

November 5, 2009 09:43:22 Posted at November 5, 2009 09:43:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Best way to wash the sick of Polanski away? Mimi Cheese! Who else would appear on Ellen and show off her garters? Please. I just watched it this morning. It’s making up for the rain. She managed to walk by herself up to the couches. SO. PROUD. I have replayed this part 3 times. Because her face as she emerges, and the double waves, while tottering on her shoes, is the most amazing of amazingness in the history of amazings. Full Story

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Jen “live”

September 16, 2009 12:08:00 Posted at September 16, 2009 12:08:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I am constantly fighting with Duana and Laura because they say I can’t hold a tune. I can totally hold a tune. Laura can’t judge me by my random office stylings because I’m simply not trying. And the time that Du and I went to karaoke it was 4am and I was drunk. Doesn’t count. Full Story

How long before they break up?

April 23, 2009 10:28:39 Posted at April 23, 2009 10:28:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If they really were friends, Lindsay Lohan and Natalie Portman, they likely won’t be for long after Lilo namedropped Natalie Portman today as her new bestie on Ellen. Random, right? She was talking about her really great friends. All of a sudden she announced Natalie has been “there for me through everything” as if by association, because of Natalie Portman, people will want to hire her for movies again. Full Story

Lilo on Ellen

April 23, 2009 06:41:00 Posted at April 23, 2009 06:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her interview airs today, was taped yesterday. Here she is with Ali on her way there. Ellen Degeneres, as you would expect, was very sympathetic, having been through her own public breakup with Anne Heche several years ago. A few snippets have been released prior to the show – not a bad PR move for someone who has nothing to promote, and an entire to career to salvage. Full Story

Where`s Princess AssTalk…

November 5, 2008 10:42:00 Posted at November 5, 2008 10:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When you actually need her??? If there was any time for Katherine Heigl to come out and run her mouth like she loves to do, it would have been yesterday as news spread of Brooke Smith’s firing because ABC couldn’t handle the MiniVan homo hate. And yet the Crown Princess of AssTalk has remained curiously quiet. Full Story

Ellen & Ebola

September 29, 2008 10:23:55 Posted at September 29, 2008 10:23:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love Ellen Degeneres. But if Ellen loves animals… how can she hang with Ebola? It is indisputable fact: Ebola abuses her pets. Attached – Ellen and Ebola at lunch on Friday and Ellen and her wife Portia at the The 'Yes! on Prop 2 Campaign' benefit to stop Animal Cruelty held at a private estate. Full Story

Gay > Gold

August 19, 2008 08:23:01 Posted at August 19, 2008 08:23:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Amazing. A People Magazine decision to agree with… perhaps at the expense of the MiniVan Majority? Love the new cover, but you have to wonder, does People love the cover? Or the timing of it? Record numbers tuned in in America to watch Michael Phelps win gold last weekend. Full Story


August 18, 2008 08:05:09 Posted at August 18, 2008 08:05:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi were married on Saturday. Intimate ceremony, 19 guests, no big names, and despite buzz last week about a major performer… Pippy Timberlake was not invited. Both wore Zac Posen – Portia in some kind of lame ass tutu and Ellen in a suit. An amazing suit, the most amazing trousers. Full Story

Ellen’s Weekend Wedding

August 15, 2008 07:14:00 Posted at August 15, 2008 07:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi are getting married tomorrow. 20 guests, very intimate, but the Hollywood rumour mill is already buzzing that a high profile performer will make an appearance. Keep you posted. Portia is supposedly wearing Zac Posen. Am amazed at how they can keep it at 20. My mother would never let me keep it at 20. Full Story