If they really were friends, Lindsay Lohan and Natalie Portman, they likely won’t be for long after Lilo namedropped Natalie Portman today as her new bestie on Ellen. Random, right? She was talking about her really great friends. All of a sudden she announced Natalie has been “there for me through everything” as if by association, because of Natalie Portman, people will want to hire her for movies again. Full Story

Her interview airs today, was taped yesterday. Here she is with Ali on her way there. Ellen Degeneres, as you would expect, was very sympathetic, having been through her own public breakup with Anne Heche several years ago. A few snippets have been released prior to the show – not a bad PR move for someone who has nothing to promote, and an entire to career to salvage. Full Story

When you actually need her??? If there was any time for Katherine Heigl to come out and run her mouth like she loves to do, it would have been yesterday as news spread of Brooke Smith’s firing because ABC couldn’t handle the MiniVan homo hate. And yet the Crown Princess of AssTalk has remained curiously quiet. Full Story

I love Ellen Degeneres. But if Ellen loves animals… how can she hang with Ebola? It is indisputable fact: Ebola abuses her pets. Attached – Ellen and Ebola at lunch on Friday and Ellen and her wife Portia at the The 'Yes! on Prop 2 Campaign' benefit to stop Animal Cruelty held at a private estate. Full Story

Amazing. A People Magazine decision to agree with… perhaps at the expense of the MiniVan Majority? Love the new cover, but you have to wonder, does People love the cover? Or the timing of it? Record numbers tuned in in America to watch Michael Phelps win gold last weekend. Full Story

Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi were married on Saturday. Intimate ceremony, 19 guests, no big names, and despite buzz last week about a major performer… Pippy Timberlake was not invited. Both wore Zac Posen – Portia in some kind of lame ass tutu and Ellen in a suit. An amazing suit, the most amazing trousers. Full Story

Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi are getting married tomorrow. 20 guests, very intimate, but the Hollywood rumour mill is already buzzing that a high profile performer will make an appearance. Keep you posted. Portia is supposedly wearing Zac Posen. Am amazed at how they can keep it at 20. My mother would never let me keep it at 20. Full Story

If you watch Ellen Degeneres, you are well aware she and Jake Gyllenhaal have this thing. It’s the cutest. YouTube has a few clips of his appearances and the last time he visited her, he asked her to do a First Nations greeting call with him consisting of a series of oohs and ahhs delivered simultaneously while holding hands. Full Story

Love Ellen but what the hell is she doing contaminating her show with Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton? Ebola was on Ellen today using Nicole Richie for attention, dishing on Nicole’s pregnancy and the baby shower and telling the world that she intends to procreate, thereby assuring that her disease will be perpetuated indefinitely. Full Story

Britney a mentor on mothering? Seriously, Heidi Klum needs better role models. Heidi was on Ellen today promoting the new season of Project Runway and dishing on babies and diapers. Said she chatted with Chicken Fried Stupid at her Halloween bash and learned from her how to properly use diapers. Apparently Heidi had no idea that the sticky tape on the side is used to fasten the folds to the middle flap. Full Story

Sigh. Everyone sucks in Hollywood. Even the ones who weren’t supposed to suck…they suck too. As I’m sure you’ve heard, there’s a writer’s strike going on in Hollywood. And on the off chance you think it won’t affect you…think again. Unless you don’t watch television. Full Story

Ellen is an animal lover – but not the kind of animal loving professed by Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, toting their accessories from store to store, depriving their pets of the kind of structure and care that they deserve. And not the kind of animal loving professed by Jessica Biel either, supposedly not paying attention during doggy playtime, claiming ignorance when her dog was eaten by another. Full Story

Seriously…Ellen just might be able to out-dress George Clooney. I mean look at that jacket. The accessorising. The way she and Portia are matchy but not too matchy. It’s nothing short of inspired style. And they do it as well as the Beckhams with half the effort, no concrete tits, and no pouting either. Full Story