I can get engaged too!
You didn’t think Jennifer Aniston would let the Brange engagement go by without getting in on the action herself, did you? After all these years, and all these salvos back and forth, and still their respective supporters insist it’s not about the tit for tat. It’s always about the titting and the tatting! And they do it to each other!
A week after the world lost its mind because Brad Pitt finally proposed to the Jolie, Gossip woke up this morning to a story on TMZ (muuuuuch more accurate than Life & Style or In Touch) that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are planning on getting married in Crete. Her father was born there. It’s like a homecoming. Operating through TMZ these days as opposed to traditional publications is an intriguing move on Jen’s part though. Reach + reliability. I wonder how this affects PEOPLE. Is PEOPLE losing its standing as a go-to for publicists? Let’s keep an eye on this.
Apparently Jen visited recently to look at resorts. Destination wedding! A much different affair then than her wedding to Brad which took place in Malibu, a big ass production that involved busing celebrities from secret locations to other secret locations and helicopters flying overhead and fireworks at the end to commemorate the event. A few Radiohead songs were also involved somehow. I’m told Brad was the architect behind most of the elaborate drama.
TMZ says that Jen and Justin are looking to make it official in July. So now the question is whether or not the Brange try to race them there or if they #kanyeshrug her off and hold back until the fall, when they can mount a concurrent massive wedding and Oscar campaign. That’s not to say they won’t f-ck around with her until then. Perhaps drop a baby bomb on Jen’s ass the weekend of the wedding. Or straddle each other in swimwear while the paps click away. Be thankful. We’re about to get a summer of GREAT gossip.
PS. I searched “Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux” in my photo agency and this is what came up.