Jess, Dane, and a Gay

July 5, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 5, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Has to be said again and again… the Harley Pasternak version of Jessica Simpson is fantastic. Here she is - largely unseen photos from Prince’s show at the Roosevelt flanked by her new BFF and also…Dane Cook, which is obviously how those rumours resurfaced: that they have picked up where they left off during shooting for that straight to video suckage movie about the supermarket.

But while I’m told they were certainly friendly, it wasn’t any more friendly than she was with anyone else.

And given how great she looks these days, it would do her well to bide her time anyway… wait for something better to come along. Word is, Dane Cook is on his way down. And judging by the looks of his new movie Good Luck Chuck, I’d say that’s about right.

But this is about the un-trannification of Jessica Simpson. The transformation is astounding. Seriously, if I were her, I"d get rid of Ken Paves forever. ..

Thanks Romina and Housequake!

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