Q: why do they keep making these movies?A: Paul Walker has no career otherwise. Same goes for Vin Diesel. Unless he wants to star in the live action version of Shrek. Because these are his only two options: 1. Driving fast and grunting or 2. Painting himself green and hanging out with Donkey. Q: why do they keep watching these movies???A: good taste is dead. Full Story

I don’t care what she’s had done. Whatever it is, it’s subtle and it’s nice. Her face moves, there are lines around her eyes and on her forehead and when she smiles, she actually smiles. Not a grimace face or a stretch face or a cross between alarm face and scary face…just a gorgeous face. Full Story

Heath and Michelle without rings but together nonetheless the other day in NYC. As I previously reported there have been loud rumblings that the two are on shaky ground, after a long separation due to conflicting shooting schedules and his rumoured roving eye which may have resulted in her growing closeness with Ewan McGregor. Full Story

The terrace bar is seriously the most beautiful spot on the Riviera. If you have a chance, you must go. We went last night, Michelle Rodriguez showed up first. So word is she’s a lesbian, right? Well… she was rather touchy feely with some producer dude. And much, much better looking in person. Full Story

Don’t mean to gloat but this is why I hate Bump Watch. Totally not interested. Click here for a refresher. So six weeks ago, it was practically a forgone conclusion from MANY of you that she was pregnant. At the time, I wrote that her boobs didn’t match the bump, and seriously…just because someone’s a little bloated, or isn’t sporting a Hollywood concave stomach, doesn’t mean there’s a baby on board. Full Story

Rose McGowan, Us Weekly party last night – newest Karma Face on the block. And that’s some scary sh-t, is it not? Widely believed that Rose homewrecked director Robert Rodriguez’s marriage and I think we can all agree she’s paying for it now a year later. Only 33 and melting already. Full Story

    If you can hold it back after this – I salute you. The movie is Suburban Girl…godawful title, init? Starring Sarah Michelle Gellar, chick flick based on Chick Lit, adapted from one of the stories in Melissa Bank’s The Girl’s Guide to Hunting and Fishing - the rights for which, as I understand it, are actually owned by Francis Ford Coppola and Sofia Coppola which is why Suburban Girl was renamed Suburban Girl. Full Story

The rumours were swirling late last year – that Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams had married quietly at City Hall in NYC. Needless to say, given the sullen nature of both stars, no confirmation was forthcoming…until now. Interview with Newsweek, he won’t come right out and say it, he won’t deny it, but it’s the closest either has come to making it official, which is surprising to say the least… that the ordinarily cantankerous Heath did not foam at the mouth or fly into a rage at being asked a personal question. Full Story

Source Little Matilda Rose on set with mom – SO adorable, can’t get enough! Which probably isn’t going over so well with Michelle Williams. Or maybe she’s trying to rebuild the image? Given the heat she’s taking for telling her fans to f&ck right off, I wonder if there’s some contrition behind the improved attitude, aware that there really would be no acting if there was no watching…or caring. Full Story

Michelle Williams on location yesterday in England. Again, too bad she’s such a bitch. And not in a good Gwyneth way. Otherwise, I’d like her so much. Curious though – Michelle is actually smiling for the cameras. And she’s not threatening to sue. Or sending her legal team up the ass of her many fans who dared to run to a fansite out of love and admiration. Full Story

Many of you took one look at her massive breasts last week and pronounced her pregnant. And indeed she is! Freshly confirmed through her publicist, his name is Francois-Henri Pinault – a very wealthy businessman but um…well… see for yourself. Not exactly what you were expecting non? Not exactly Andre Balasz or even Arki Busson either though I can certainly understand the appeal between the Hollywood starlet and private enterprise: security on one hand, trophy on the other? Sorry…I’m a cynical bitch today. Full Story

She is, as you know, one of my favourites – fantastic looking, interesting to watch on screen, totally unconventional, a welcome breath of fresh air from the generic blonde, cookie cutter bimbo, but for one massive flaw: Rosario Dawson can’t dress. Check out what she wore to the 300 premiere. Not the most flattering dress but also not the most objectionable offense. Full Story

So she wore this loose fitting dress to an event last week. And now bikini shots of her in Mexico have turned up along with what some people are calling a bump but not from every angle. From other angles…not much. Needless to say, the smutty universe is now rife with speculation: is there a Freddie Prinze Jr Jr on the way? Since I don’t have intimate knowledge of her uterus, I can’t say for sure. Full Story

The NY Daily News says things are rough going between the two – something about Heath being at Teddy’s without her on Valentine’s Day, just chillin’, not mackin’ on anyone but still she freaked out. Having said that, the NY Daily News also said in today’s column that Orly and Penelope were givin’ er at a party on Sunday night after the Oscars which immediately smelled to me like a plant, considering I saw him that night with my very own eyes, accompanied by a giggling gaggle of young girls…one of whom looked curiously like her sister. Full Story