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Intro for October 24, 2014

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Dear Gossips,

Um.

They’re making an Archie TV show.

Deadline reports that Greg Berlanti (Arrow, The Flash) is involved and that if all goes to plan, the show will be called Riverdale and it will air on FOX.

I know my reaction is supposed to be all, “F-ck this, how DARE they mess with Archie” but… I think I might be into it. Apparently Riverdale will be about small town life, the darkness underneath it, and, of course, high school love triangles and rivalries. Archie, Veronica, Betty, Reggie, Jughead, and Josie and the Pussycats are all expected. It’s Gossip Girl, Heathers, and Twin Peaks all at the same time. Possibly.

What’s the problem???

Fine. You hate the idea. Or maybe you don’t give a sh-t. Maybe you weren’t into Archie Comics the way I was when I was a kid – and still now. Now I take Archie to the bathroom and, frankly, that’s an honour. Everybody knows bathroom reading is carefully curated.

So let me know. Would you watch Archie on television? Are you angry that Archie is coming to television? And also, one of the most important questions in pop culture, the question that well preceded Jen or Angelina…

Are you Betty or Veronica?

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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Intro for October 23, 2014

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Dear Gossips,

It’s Thursday.

It’s Serial day.

Have you been good? I’ve been SO good. I don’t google anything about Serial. Never. Because for me, as I mentioned last week, it has to be from Sarah Koenig. All of it has to be from Sarah Koenig.

And, just like last week, I can’t listen until much later tonight even though waiting for episode 5, Route Talk, after Inconsistencies, has been the most challenging since it all started. Inconsistencies, and sketchy Jay, really took it to the next level.

WHY WOULD YOU SHOW SOMEONE A BODY IN THE PARKING LOT OF A BEST BUY???

Duana, Lorella, and I must have been on text from Toronto to London, England for the better part of 3 hours the other day yelling back and forth at each other about Jen f-cking Pusateri (which is how Duana likes to refer to her). Full Story

 

Smutty Tingles

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You know, this isn’t all that different from a Victoria’s Secret fashion show (Dlisted

Orlando Bloom says he’s not dating Selena Gomez. That wasn’t actually my question. I would have replaced “dating” with another word (Just Jared

Good shirt on Benedict Cumberbatch (Cele|bitchy

So…what you’re saying is that Lindsay Lohan will take coke money? (The Superficial

Of course Lindsay Lohan wants Hot Harry. Of course she’ll never get near him (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Ryan Reynolds then and now (Pop Sugar

Jenny McCarthy talks about Donnie Wahlberg’s dick (Too Fab

JLO in Vancouver for We Day (Hollywood Tuna

I don’t love Selena in pink (Popoholic

A problem with the pants here (Go Fug Yourself
 

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