GG Please F-ck Off: Paula Patton

January 16, 2012 17:02:34 Posted at January 16, 2012 17:02:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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We rarely agree, Duana, Sarah, Sasha, and I on a liveblog. I thought it was impossible. I also thought it was impossible to prefer Lea Michele over anyone else. Taylor Swift took care of that for Les Miserables. And Paula Patton followed last night at the Globes.

How f-cking annoying was Paula Patton?

Paula Patton was involved in every single award. Because she was seated right up front - NO ONE KNOWS WHY - in her big ass yellow dress, inserting herself into every goddamn shot. And then she presented. With some kind of Broadway intonation - think Neil Patrick Harris - and BIT HER LIP during the delivery...

Was she trained by Tom Cruise???

It’s the only explanation I can think of.

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